i hope tomorrow is kinder to you!! 💖

always love love loooove ur tella fics so much aaaaaa💖💖‼️‼️

😂😂😂 it'll only heat things up instead of cool things down i fear

thank uuuu 🥰💖‼️‼️💥

EXACTLYYY YOU GET ME FRR😂😂😂

ya i like psychologically torturing my favs *puts them in hospitality/retail*

donnie: why must you--

mikey, sighing: okay but no jaw dropping, he's shy

donnie: THAT WORKED???

...

leo: holy shit

raph: well now raph just wants a popsicle

leo: must everything be about food with you?

mikey: i'll allow it!

raph: i think no matter what colour anyone's genitals are, theyre still cute! like leo's--

leo: IT IS SLANDEROUS TO COMPARE ME TO A BLUEBERRY PIE RIGHT NOW RAPH!

raph: :(

mikey: ok mine's orange, but im NOT dropping

leo: i showed you my blue dabadee dabadie dude :/

mikey: i've decided to dissociate through this actually

leo: you can't do that!

mikey: why not? you do it all the time!

leo: THAT is different!!

donnie: Oh so you aren't gonna force HIM to drop?

leo: no, as if i could. when have we ever gotten mikey to do something he didn't wanna do?

donnie: at least I said SOMETHING, stop staring so hard--

leo: oh its a flower!

donnie: STOP

raph: aw thats so cute though

mikey: i honestly thought, like bc our ninpo is coloured that everyone's would be too

donnie, slow turns: mikey

leo: dude is whatever you got packing down there orange?

mikey: why am i lowkey disappointed its not purple

leo:

raph:

leo: Raph, do NOT compare my tussy to what i think you're gonna compare it to!

mikey: wait so donnie, is your dick purple?

donnie: no, i have the most normal penis a mutant turtle could and ever would have.

leo: MAKE HIM DROP RIGHT NOW!

mikey: ON IT!

donie: hEY WAIT--

donnie: that really means nothing, just because you're ninpo is blue doesn't necessarily mean your genitals would be?

leo: so you're saying you have a completely normal dick, mr mutant number 3?

donnie: number 3?!

raph: idk raph thinks it looks cute, like a--

mikey: why is is blue?

donnie: how interesting

leo: thats it? thats all you can say? I show you my beautiful hooha and thats ALL you can say?

donnie: well, nardo, it IS blue.

leo: you say that like i'm not the blue guy? blue mask, blue ninpo? blue swords, cmon now

bam prophetic dreams, boom visions from an old god, bam u get eight eyes and one only ever opens to see into other planes of existence, boom u now have a glittery hole that--

literally bc I KNOW in my heart of hearts i can write something better for donnie's chapter. i struggle alot w that purple goobie even tho hes so 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ raarggggh

Big Thing! I may or may not rewrite chapters 4 onwards