I’ve been making sure I can identify the song I’m listening to within the first 10 seconds just in case that headphone guy comes up to me and quizzes me on my own playlist

Trying to stay cool and mysterious after panicking and gripping the bar when the bus jolted

One night stand with a carpenter call that a nut and bolt

Mr Krabs singing Rob Zombie:

“Dig through me britches and bring all me riches and slam in the back of me draguler”

New to this app. My feed is full of clouds, comic strips, politics, and some guy’s bare butt. I think I’ll stay awhile

I should be in the bog absorbing nutrients from the muck rn

“You have to be up and at ‘em”
Ok I am up and at them. They are screaming?