Beelzebird
@beelzebird.bsky.social
30-something trans woman, schizophrenia survivor, tabletop gamer, shitposter. Pronouns are she/her.
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.
Everyone I don't like is Laurelai
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Everyone I don't like is Laurelai
Warframe would be even better if it had bees
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Warframe would be even better if it had bees
I had some jambalaya
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I had some jambalaya
Well. Hearing this has been a real buzzkill.
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well. Hearing this has been a real buzzkill.
I would apply to become a spider
August 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I would apply to become a spider
Hunter, your reliance on that ability is skewing my data! I have disabled it for now.
August 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Hunter, your reliance on that ability is skewing my data! I have disabled it for now.
Not to mention the ragebait/despairbait. I never need more of that!
July 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not to mention the ragebait/despairbait. I never need more of that!
The wheel completes another turn
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The wheel completes another turn
We've left "Charlie Brown had hoes" territory and entered "Charlie Brown was a Posadist" territory
June 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We've left "Charlie Brown had hoes" territory and entered "Charlie Brown was a Posadist" territory
I'd never write a letter that started with "Dear transsexuals".
"Deer transsexuals", on the other hand...
"Deer transsexuals", on the other hand...
June 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'd never write a letter that started with "Dear transsexuals".
"Deer transsexuals", on the other hand...
"Deer transsexuals", on the other hand...
More seriously, whether it's for safety purposes or not the KF browsing ends up fueling her bullshit. And to me the praise for trans women comes off as deeply weird - not in a good way.
Less seriously, I will accept the premise that I am braver and hotter than her.
Less seriously, I will accept the premise that I am braver and hotter than her.
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
More seriously, whether it's for safety purposes or not the KF browsing ends up fueling her bullshit. And to me the praise for trans women comes off as deeply weird - not in a good way.
Less seriously, I will accept the premise that I am braver and hotter than her.
Less seriously, I will accept the premise that I am braver and hotter than her.
Reducing safety still counts as "for safety purposes", right?
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Reducing safety still counts as "for safety purposes", right?
The microwave plate completes another turn
June 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The microwave plate completes another turn
You could substitute so many things for the text below the pigeon and it'd still work
May 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You could substitute so many things for the text below the pigeon and it'd still work
But Laurelai, if I can't hold people to arbitrary but extremely narrow standards how am I supposed to have my emotional support bullying?
May 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But Laurelai, if I can't hold people to arbitrary but extremely narrow standards how am I supposed to have my emotional support bullying?
Would the orchiectomy itself not count as dying in a glorious battle for them?
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Would the orchiectomy itself not count as dying in a glorious battle for them?