Fella next to me watching snooker on his phone. Journey has been co-commentated by John Parrott. I’ve left myself too straight on Penge West and may need to return to baulk.

I think further clarification is needed on the blankets.

Caught the Windrush line today. Appropriately enough it was cold, wet and horrible at the other end.

Martin Tyler, the Creator

I need to scoff some MANGANESE for me connective tissue

Yay for Abandoned Engineering Christmas Special. “I’m opening all the right valves (in this derelict hydroelectric plant), but not necessarily in the right order.”

Because because because because because

Two of the last three films I’ve seen in the cinema star America Ferrera. She’s just too young to have featured in Koyaanisqatsi.

Speaking of which here’s a photo of a cat

This is the app that finally squeezes half a dozen other apps off the side of the phone screen down the back into the case where they are crushed to a fine powder