To the doubters that never believed in me, I am reformed 🙏

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Dear skyers

My wife has apparently met someone much nicer than me…

*hmpf*
«They all be the same»

They always come creeping back

Im back like Britney

I’m literally addicted to eating soap.

Is there a particular reason we haven’t got mango flavoured beans yet? @heinz

Homar Sinson or Piter Greffin?

Why is there a D in wensday?

What is it called when you post here? Like I feel the devs left us hanging?

“I’m gonna tweet about this?”

“I’m gonna blue about this?”

“I’m gonna gaze at the everlasting sky as I note down on my handheld celular device my deepest inquisitions on blue sky”

Anyone up for playing some clash of clans? Need some friends (desperately)

this app is nice but why do i keep seeing furry/anime p+rn on my page like ive been clicking show less like this so many times WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM