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Low-Stakes Hot-Takes
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Current #privacy Stack:
Kagi instead of Google Search
Firefox instead of Google Chrome
Proton for VPN, Mail and Password client.

My daily driver is running Ubuntu.
Just finished migrating my phone to Graphene.

Let me know if y'all have any questions, this has and will continue to be ongoing.
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Never been more proud than to find out people are calling these #skeets
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Moar lyk Love is Shortsighted amiriteeee
March 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What are we? Some kind of... Rebel Ridge?
February 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This bird keeps leading me up this god damned mountain
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Corporate Haiku
How do we raise our profits
And raze houses too
February 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One more rotation around the sun, but what does the Sun finish it's rotation?

#NeilDegrasseTyson
#KissingMirrors
#NYE
January 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Migrating to Bluesky made me think I might actually give posting thoughts a try, but I need to normalize that I really don't have that much to say
December 30, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Pet every dog, eat every pizza
December 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I like how #leanmanufacturing is so popular but no one tells other people their factories have a wait problem.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Shooting xenophobes in the face is surprisingly cathartic right now. Thanks Mass Effect.

In space, no one can hear you dab.
December 2, 2024 at 1:36 AM
You can't tell me Walmart rolling back DEI isn't virtue signalling.
November 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Living floor, but you gotta heal all these sick people who are clamoring for help.
November 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
F1 but one of their laps has to be a race to see who can be the slowest
November 23, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I need to know if there are any cases historically of like horses failing to merge.

For some of the drivers out there, this does feel like it's deeply rooted.
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I never thought I'd be yeeting firecrackers at kangaroos yet here we are
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Frankie also say "chill the fuck out puh-lease."
February 9, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I think a billionaire could find a magical lamp if they tried hard enough.
February 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Swords are apparently very easy to obtain in prison.
December 24, 2023 at 8:49 PM
"All I want for Christmas is you" and "Turn the Beat Around" are both tracks where the ensemble supercedes the star.
November 24, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I think there's a secret button at this disco.
November 24, 2023 at 1:39 PM