Josh Wittge
@beefymcbae.bsky.social
He/Him. Entertainer, Host, Social Media/PR/Comms Pro for Gaming/Tech.
🌈 I monetize intrusive thoughts with @SelfAwareGoods.bsky.social, and organized ones at https://these-trying-times.ghost.io.
🌈 I monetize intrusive thoughts with @SelfAwareGoods.bsky.social, and organized ones at https://these-trying-times.ghost.io.
Got a huge cock for Christmas
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Got a huge cock for Christmas
Hosting FOUR movie parties for Alamo Drafthouse next month, on top of Wicked: For Good next week (to a sold out theater). It's gonna be a busy month!
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Hosting FOUR movie parties for Alamo Drafthouse next month, on top of Wicked: For Good next week (to a sold out theater). It's gonna be a busy month!
Whoopie baby, she’s so thoroughly morrible
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Whoopie baby, she’s so thoroughly morrible
Hard to tell but I definitely wore my own merch to the show
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hard to tell but I definitely wore my own merch to the show
At Kaytranada/Justice and the edible just hit
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At Kaytranada/Justice and the edible just hit
We’ll see if I feel like chaos magic (drag) after handing out candy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We’ll see if I feel like chaos magic (drag) after handing out candy.
So if I post pics of me in a jock wearing these, do we think that would boost interest?
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So if I post pics of me in a jock wearing these, do we think that would boost interest?
Buy stuff from my store so we can save up to escape when our gay rights get overturned! www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Buy stuff from my store so we can save up to escape when our gay rights get overturned! www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
Oh hey I just realized 1929 Popeye was in the public domain and my hand slipped.
Check out the first of the @selfawaregoods.bsky.social Sailor Smut line at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa....
Check out the first of the @selfawaregoods.bsky.social Sailor Smut line at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa....
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Oh hey I just realized 1929 Popeye was in the public domain and my hand slipped.
Check out the first of the @selfawaregoods.bsky.social Sailor Smut line at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa....
Check out the first of the @selfawaregoods.bsky.social Sailor Smut line at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa....
Damn IKEA dead zones
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Damn IKEA dead zones
I’m having too much fun with this
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m having too much fun with this
Been wanting to do this for ages. #mfmlive2025 in Denver!
September 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Been wanting to do this for ages. #mfmlive2025 in Denver!
why is this giving Luxx Noir London in 30 years?
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
why is this giving Luxx Noir London in 30 years?
It's giving college librarian, tired of explaining how to use a Boolean search.
July 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's giving college librarian, tired of explaining how to use a Boolean search.
It's been a week and this isn't a Superman spoiler per se but at our first viewing, when they cut to the Hall of Justice, I lost impulse control with an audible "MEANWHILE..."
It wasn't loud, I'm not proud of it, especially because I then proceeded to silently choke laughing at my own joke.
It wasn't loud, I'm not proud of it, especially because I then proceeded to silently choke laughing at my own joke.
July 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It's been a week and this isn't a Superman spoiler per se but at our first viewing, when they cut to the Hall of Justice, I lost impulse control with an audible "MEANWHILE..."
It wasn't loud, I'm not proud of it, especially because I then proceeded to silently choke laughing at my own joke.
It wasn't loud, I'm not proud of it, especially because I then proceeded to silently choke laughing at my own joke.
Y'aaaaaall there is an EIGHT HOUR ONLY HALF-OFF SALE at kimchichicbeauty.com! This is not a paid promo I am just lighting the fires of Drag Gondor so you too can get drag queen designed cosmetics at low low prices!
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DRAG DAY TO US ALL!
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DRAG DAY TO US ALL!
July 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Y'aaaaaall there is an EIGHT HOUR ONLY HALF-OFF SALE at kimchichicbeauty.com! This is not a paid promo I am just lighting the fires of Drag Gondor so you too can get drag queen designed cosmetics at low low prices!
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DRAG DAY TO US ALL!
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DRAG DAY TO US ALL!
I don't watch this show because 75% of the hosts are rat bags I have no interest in supporting but did any 30-40 year old who was chronically online in the 2010s NOT know who this was?!
I mean - if not IMMEDIATELY, then definitely on Edge of Glory. Right?!
I mean - if not IMMEDIATELY, then definitely on Edge of Glory. Right?!
July 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't watch this show because 75% of the hosts are rat bags I have no interest in supporting but did any 30-40 year old who was chronically online in the 2010s NOT know who this was?!
I mean - if not IMMEDIATELY, then definitely on Edge of Glory. Right?!
I mean - if not IMMEDIATELY, then definitely on Edge of Glory. Right?!
Alright, meatsacks, hold on to your vaginas. Let’s get this show on the r- r- r- road.
June 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Alright, meatsacks, hold on to your vaginas. Let’s get this show on the r- r- r- road.
Amber Nash (v/o Pam Poovey) is doing an Archer podcast, and I'm a giddy nerd because they liked my comment on a recent episode
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Amber Nash (v/o Pam Poovey) is doing an Archer podcast, and I'm a giddy nerd because they liked my comment on a recent episode
Decided to do a dry run of my eye look for the M3GAN 2.0 Costume Screening on Thursday to try out these new awesome lashes. Definitely need to scale up proportions but loving it!
June 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Decided to do a dry run of my eye look for the M3GAN 2.0 Costume Screening on Thursday to try out these new awesome lashes. Definitely need to scale up proportions but loving it!
BB8 said gay rights are ok
June 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
BB8 said gay rights are ok