Beeforcow
@beeforcow.bsky.social
My moral highground is higher than your moral highground.
What do you get when you mix Prince Andrew and Andrew Tate?
Prince Andrew Tate.
Prince Andrew Tate.
January 5, 2024 at 12:54 PM
What do you get when you mix Prince Andrew and Andrew Tate?
Prince Andrew Tate.
Prince Andrew Tate.
Aaaah, January.
That time of the year when every gym in town sticks pamplets in your letter box in order to tempt you to sign up.
That time of the year when every gym in town sticks pamplets in your letter box in order to tempt you to sign up.
January 4, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Aaaah, January.
That time of the year when every gym in town sticks pamplets in your letter box in order to tempt you to sign up.
That time of the year when every gym in town sticks pamplets in your letter box in order to tempt you to sign up.
The one thing which made taking photos at Hayleys even harder work was that the rooms had mirrors EVERYWHERE.
That meant have to blur photos and remove tattoos from multiple angles.
I do think those open sandal heels are sexy though.
That meant have to blur photos and remove tattoos from multiple angles.
I do think those open sandal heels are sexy though.
January 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
The one thing which made taking photos at Hayleys even harder work was that the rooms had mirrors EVERYWHERE.
That meant have to blur photos and remove tattoos from multiple angles.
I do think those open sandal heels are sexy though.
That meant have to blur photos and remove tattoos from multiple angles.
I do think those open sandal heels are sexy though.
Doing through my old work files I found these old gems which I took at Hayleys of Manchester over a decade ago.
Camera was some random Canon Ixus point and shoot model, which was a PITA in low light conditions.
Camera was some random Canon Ixus point and shoot model, which was a PITA in low light conditions.
January 2, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Doing through my old work files I found these old gems which I took at Hayleys of Manchester over a decade ago.
Camera was some random Canon Ixus point and shoot model, which was a PITA in low light conditions.
Camera was some random Canon Ixus point and shoot model, which was a PITA in low light conditions.
WTAF?
I expect to be blocked en masse on Twitter, but I’ve not even said anything on here to offend anyone in a way that would merit a block (yet).
I expect to be blocked en masse on Twitter, but I’ve not even said anything on here to offend anyone in a way that would merit a block (yet).
January 2, 2024 at 4:40 PM
WTAF?
I expect to be blocked en masse on Twitter, but I’ve not even said anything on here to offend anyone in a way that would merit a block (yet).
I expect to be blocked en masse on Twitter, but I’ve not even said anything on here to offend anyone in a way that would merit a block (yet).
Probably can change the rules about bearing AR-15s if everyone marched in line formation and used them to engage in volley fire.
December 29, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Probably can change the rules about bearing AR-15s if everyone marched in line formation and used them to engage in volley fire.
In case you’re wondering why Adultwork increased the price of the Available Today listings to 6.5 credits, it may be to offset the lost income from their frontpage listings, which have plunged.
10 years ago would have been about 500 per day, now they’re lucky to bid for 100 credits most days.
10 years ago would have been about 500 per day, now they’re lucky to bid for 100 credits most days.
December 29, 2023 at 6:09 PM
In case you’re wondering why Adultwork increased the price of the Available Today listings to 6.5 credits, it may be to offset the lost income from their frontpage listings, which have plunged.
10 years ago would have been about 500 per day, now they’re lucky to bid for 100 credits most days.
10 years ago would have been about 500 per day, now they’re lucky to bid for 100 credits most days.
Take a step back in time with Amira, from a set shot in 2017 in a threadbare rainbow net outfit.
I find the anklet particularly hot.
I find the anklet particularly hot.
December 27, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Take a step back in time with Amira, from a set shot in 2017 in a threadbare rainbow net outfit.
I find the anklet particularly hot.
I find the anklet particularly hot.
I think it is worth pointing put that you guys may face some legal issues with the use of that logo in the UK (although I hope that never happens).
Your butterfly logo looks VERY similar to the trademarked logo of a British cosmetics firm called bluesky (which was registered in 2018).
Your butterfly logo looks VERY similar to the trademarked logo of a British cosmetics firm called bluesky (which was registered in 2018).
December 26, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I think it is worth pointing put that you guys may face some legal issues with the use of that logo in the UK (although I hope that never happens).
Your butterfly logo looks VERY similar to the trademarked logo of a British cosmetics firm called bluesky (which was registered in 2018).
Your butterfly logo looks VERY similar to the trademarked logo of a British cosmetics firm called bluesky (which was registered in 2018).
The problem with your new logo is that it looks fairly similar to the butterfly logo of a British cosmetics company called Bluesky Cosmetics.
Given that the aforementioned firm already has a trademark for the logo which was filed in 2018, it may be worth reconsidering the use of this butterfly.
Given that the aforementioned firm already has a trademark for the logo which was filed in 2018, it may be worth reconsidering the use of this butterfly.
December 26, 2023 at 12:00 PM
The problem with your new logo is that it looks fairly similar to the butterfly logo of a British cosmetics company called Bluesky Cosmetics.
Given that the aforementioned firm already has a trademark for the logo which was filed in 2018, it may be worth reconsidering the use of this butterfly.
Given that the aforementioned firm already has a trademark for the logo which was filed in 2018, it may be worth reconsidering the use of this butterfly.
Seriously?
The sooner the bird app dies a miserable death, the better the world will be.
I guess Elon Musk isn’t a fan of The Pogues. Or maybe he just doesn’t like femdom?
The sooner the bird app dies a miserable death, the better the world will be.
I guess Elon Musk isn’t a fan of The Pogues. Or maybe he just doesn’t like femdom?
December 23, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Seriously?
The sooner the bird app dies a miserable death, the better the world will be.
I guess Elon Musk isn’t a fan of The Pogues. Or maybe he just doesn’t like femdom?
The sooner the bird app dies a miserable death, the better the world will be.
I guess Elon Musk isn’t a fan of The Pogues. Or maybe he just doesn’t like femdom?
Pet peeve 5:
The only thing worse than a supermarket selling Christmas stuff in August is a supermarket selling Easter stuff before Xmas day has even arrived!
I present to you BM Stores and their eggs on sale!
The only thing worse than a supermarket selling Christmas stuff in August is a supermarket selling Easter stuff before Xmas day has even arrived!
I present to you BM Stores and their eggs on sale!
December 22, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Pet peeve 5:
The only thing worse than a supermarket selling Christmas stuff in August is a supermarket selling Easter stuff before Xmas day has even arrived!
I present to you BM Stores and their eggs on sale!
The only thing worse than a supermarket selling Christmas stuff in August is a supermarket selling Easter stuff before Xmas day has even arrived!
I present to you BM Stores and their eggs on sale!
Now that you can get tons of cans of Prime for under a pound at Aldi, what sort of dodgy hustle are the guys at Wakey Wines going to have to make money now?
December 21, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Now that you can get tons of cans of Prime for under a pound at Aldi, what sort of dodgy hustle are the guys at Wakey Wines going to have to make money now?
In the same way that green never tastes of mint …
December 20, 2023 at 5:22 PM
In the same way that green never tastes of mint …
Things which piss me off 4:
Captchas (again!)
You must choose all bits of the motorbike. The big pieces are obvious, but what about the tyre rims on the bottom row? Click the blocks with them, and you need to do another test, as there is no bike there. Ditto the seat.
Which idiot designed this?
Captchas (again!)
You must choose all bits of the motorbike. The big pieces are obvious, but what about the tyre rims on the bottom row? Click the blocks with them, and you need to do another test, as there is no bike there. Ditto the seat.
Which idiot designed this?
December 20, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Things which piss me off 4:
Captchas (again!)
You must choose all bits of the motorbike. The big pieces are obvious, but what about the tyre rims on the bottom row? Click the blocks with them, and you need to do another test, as there is no bike there. Ditto the seat.
Which idiot designed this?
Captchas (again!)
You must choose all bits of the motorbike. The big pieces are obvious, but what about the tyre rims on the bottom row? Click the blocks with them, and you need to do another test, as there is no bike there. Ditto the seat.
Which idiot designed this?
Today's job is working on pics of Hazel.
It has taken me much longer than anticipated due to other commitments.
I'll be honest in saying that I dislike taking Xmas photos as they only really have any value for 1 month in the year, then need refreshing.
Pics taken on a Canon 500d again.
It has taken me much longer than anticipated due to other commitments.
I'll be honest in saying that I dislike taking Xmas photos as they only really have any value for 1 month in the year, then need refreshing.
Pics taken on a Canon 500d again.
December 18, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Today's job is working on pics of Hazel.
It has taken me much longer than anticipated due to other commitments.
I'll be honest in saying that I dislike taking Xmas photos as they only really have any value for 1 month in the year, then need refreshing.
Pics taken on a Canon 500d again.
It has taken me much longer than anticipated due to other commitments.
I'll be honest in saying that I dislike taking Xmas photos as they only really have any value for 1 month in the year, then need refreshing.
Pics taken on a Canon 500d again.
Things which piss me off Number 3.
Captchas!
Or more particularly, the fact that whoever makes them assumes we’re going to be familiar with whatever the American version is.
Below are captchas from Adultwork, a predominantly British site. So why the hell are they using yellow Yank lights?
Captchas!
Or more particularly, the fact that whoever makes them assumes we’re going to be familiar with whatever the American version is.
Below are captchas from Adultwork, a predominantly British site. So why the hell are they using yellow Yank lights?
December 17, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Things which piss me off Number 3.
Captchas!
Or more particularly, the fact that whoever makes them assumes we’re going to be familiar with whatever the American version is.
Below are captchas from Adultwork, a predominantly British site. So why the hell are they using yellow Yank lights?
Captchas!
Or more particularly, the fact that whoever makes them assumes we’re going to be familiar with whatever the American version is.
Below are captchas from Adultwork, a predominantly British site. So why the hell are they using yellow Yank lights?
Today's work is on a festive Santa set with Paula.
If you look closely to the left of her head, you'll see ripples. They happen to be from the backdrop paper, which appears to have crumpled slightly on one side.
Camera is Canon 100D - possibly my favourite dSLR, as it is just so small and light.
If you look closely to the left of her head, you'll see ripples. They happen to be from the backdrop paper, which appears to have crumpled slightly on one side.
Camera is Canon 100D - possibly my favourite dSLR, as it is just so small and light.
December 15, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Today's work is on a festive Santa set with Paula.
If you look closely to the left of her head, you'll see ripples. They happen to be from the backdrop paper, which appears to have crumpled slightly on one side.
Camera is Canon 100D - possibly my favourite dSLR, as it is just so small and light.
If you look closely to the left of her head, you'll see ripples. They happen to be from the backdrop paper, which appears to have crumpled slightly on one side.
Camera is Canon 100D - possibly my favourite dSLR, as it is just so small and light.
Things which piss me off Number 1:
Prawn or shrimp crackers which you get at Chinese takeaways.
They are tastless and soaked in oil, with zero nutritional value. After one bite, the bag gets binned, making them a waste off food.
I don't want them ever (but if I never get them, I will complain). 🤷
Prawn or shrimp crackers which you get at Chinese takeaways.
They are tastless and soaked in oil, with zero nutritional value. After one bite, the bag gets binned, making them a waste off food.
I don't want them ever (but if I never get them, I will complain). 🤷
December 12, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Things which piss me off Number 1:
Prawn or shrimp crackers which you get at Chinese takeaways.
They are tastless and soaked in oil, with zero nutritional value. After one bite, the bag gets binned, making them a waste off food.
I don't want them ever (but if I never get them, I will complain). 🤷
Prawn or shrimp crackers which you get at Chinese takeaways.
They are tastless and soaked in oil, with zero nutritional value. After one bite, the bag gets binned, making them a waste off food.
I don't want them ever (but if I never get them, I will complain). 🤷
Today's photo editing work is on Hazel.
I felt like using a Canon 500D, which is well over a decade old. For some bizarre reason, I am not really liking mirrorless cameras at the moment.
No OF, PH, or other adult link for sale. Just a model in all of her glory.
I felt like using a Canon 500D, which is well over a decade old. For some bizarre reason, I am not really liking mirrorless cameras at the moment.
No OF, PH, or other adult link for sale. Just a model in all of her glory.
December 12, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Today's photo editing work is on Hazel.
I felt like using a Canon 500D, which is well over a decade old. For some bizarre reason, I am not really liking mirrorless cameras at the moment.
No OF, PH, or other adult link for sale. Just a model in all of her glory.
I felt like using a Canon 500D, which is well over a decade old. For some bizarre reason, I am not really liking mirrorless cameras at the moment.
No OF, PH, or other adult link for sale. Just a model in all of her glory.