Ben Kelley
@beefkake5.bsky.social
Jesus is my savior. Mizzou chemical engineering grad 2018. Chiefs, Cardinals, Cavaliers, Mizzou fan.
This was one of the more dystopian articles I’ve ever read
October 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This was one of the more dystopian articles I’ve ever read
Oh wait I forgot the lore is your yard is huge. The delivery fee was probably astronomical trying to fight through the spirit halloween traffic in your driveway
October 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh wait I forgot the lore is your yard is huge. The delivery fee was probably astronomical trying to fight through the spirit halloween traffic in your driveway
Do you live on the moon?
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Do you live on the moon?
The cut to the sideline where Daboll smacked him immediately on the head is peak comedy
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The cut to the sideline where Daboll smacked him immediately on the head is peak comedy
I was at game 1 of that series when the Cards nearly got no hit
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I was at game 1 of that series when the Cards nearly got no hit
All good. I'll be back next week to listen to more poop ethical dilemmas and streaming recommendations
September 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All good. I'll be back next week to listen to more poop ethical dilemmas and streaming recommendations
At least Ahmad Hardy and Jamaal Roberts are both insane
September 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At least Ahmad Hardy and Jamaal Roberts are both insane
What is your favorite sport venue (professional, college, high school, whatever) that you've ever seen a game at?
September 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What is your favorite sport venue (professional, college, high school, whatever) that you've ever seen a game at?
Maybe cause it’s not an official Chiefs account?
August 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Maybe cause it’s not an official Chiefs account?
I couldn’t get through Uncut Gems. Not my thing at all
July 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I couldn’t get through Uncut Gems. Not my thing at all
Once saw Ty Lue outside of the Chiefs stadium
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Once saw Ty Lue outside of the Chiefs stadium
Can’t believe you guys didn’t bring up “Kelly Clarkson” from 40 year old virgin. That’s one of the best imo
July 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can’t believe you guys didn’t bring up “Kelly Clarkson” from 40 year old virgin. That’s one of the best imo
I imagine (hope) Pacheco’s health will help this, but I seem to remember his explosive run rate wasn’t amazing to begin with
July 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I imagine (hope) Pacheco’s health will help this, but I seem to remember his explosive run rate wasn’t amazing to begin with
During what time frame is it feasible to eat 3 hot dogs?!
June 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
During what time frame is it feasible to eat 3 hot dogs?!
Dang! Have a good weekend - hope no more issues next week!
June 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dang! Have a good weekend - hope no more issues next week!
Supposed to get mine Monday! Excited
June 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Supposed to get mine Monday! Excited
The first scene with Andor is a perfect continuation
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The first scene with Andor is a perfect continuation
This remained true. Last three episodes were incredible
May 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This remained true. Last three episodes were incredible
Show keeps getting better and better
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Show keeps getting better and better