Wizard Raven
@beefjuice.bsky.social
Conjuration wizard, she / her, Raven familiar in progress
20 in human years
I won’t summon a golem for your birthday, I’ve learned they don’t detect children under them very well
20 in human years
I won’t summon a golem for your birthday, I’ve learned they don’t detect children under them very well
What do you do if you conjure a sentient golem? I don’t wanna dispel it cause it’s just been begging me not to but I also don’t wanna deal with a sentient golem. Someone help please
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM
What do you do if you conjure a sentient golem? I don’t wanna dispel it cause it’s just been begging me not to but I also don’t wanna deal with a sentient golem. Someone help please
Just learned to conjure a rabbit that’s really fucking good at backflips. I WILL find a use for flippers
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Just learned to conjure a rabbit that’s really fucking good at backflips. I WILL find a use for flippers
I love kobolds so much. They’re like if dragons were pathetic and to me that is an upgrade to dragons
November 30, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I love kobolds so much. They’re like if dragons were pathetic and to me that is an upgrade to dragons
Bro goblins are a crazy race. What do you mean these 3 foot tall dudes are the most batshit insane scientists ever. Who taught them physics and how to build a cannon??? AND HOW DID THEY ACTUALLY BUILD ONE
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Bro goblins are a crazy race. What do you mean these 3 foot tall dudes are the most batshit insane scientists ever. Who taught them physics and how to build a cannon??? AND HOW DID THEY ACTUALLY BUILD ONE
I love my husband ( we’re not married but he’s my husband just trust me ) so much cause I’ll say the most crazy shit that would get me thrown out of the realms and into the uncaring void and he would just sleepily say “real”
November 28, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I love my husband ( we’re not married but he’s my husband just trust me ) so much cause I’ll say the most crazy shit that would get me thrown out of the realms and into the uncaring void and he would just sleepily say “real”
My golems have all gathered around a big table and started to eat turkey stuffing mashed potatoes and other stuff. They don’t have mouths what the fuck are they doing
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
My golems have all gathered around a big table and started to eat turkey stuffing mashed potatoes and other stuff. They don’t have mouths what the fuck are they doing
BRO ONE OF MY GOLEMS LEARNED TO TALK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. IM DISPELLING THIS MF BEFORE HE TEACHES THE OTHERS
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
BRO ONE OF MY GOLEMS LEARNED TO TALK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. IM DISPELLING THIS MF BEFORE HE TEACHES THE OTHERS
You ever get smacked so hard fighting a chronomancy wizard you fly into the next human holiday? Let me tell you. It’s not fun. My golems do NOT do well when I’m not around
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
You ever get smacked so hard fighting a chronomancy wizard you fly into the next human holiday? Let me tell you. It’s not fun. My golems do NOT do well when I’m not around
Does anyone know any quick ways to up your mana? I’m getting pretty sick of only being able to summon three golems cause I somehow always get into a situation that requires four
November 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Does anyone know any quick ways to up your mana? I’m getting pretty sick of only being able to summon three golems cause I somehow always get into a situation that requires four
Wizards need to have their own bard types, speaking all those incantation really fast has got to translate to singing fast right?
November 1, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Wizards need to have their own bard types, speaking all those incantation really fast has got to translate to singing fast right?
Having a wizard cold and trying to do spells is insane. Just conjured a gloem because I misspoke. I’ve been hiding from this monstrosity for the last hour someone please help
October 30, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Having a wizard cold and trying to do spells is insane. Just conjured a gloem because I misspoke. I’ve been hiding from this monstrosity for the last hour someone please help
This wizard is wizard sick, caught the wizard cold. Which is like the normal cold but wizard
October 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM
This wizard is wizard sick, caught the wizard cold. Which is like the normal cold but wizard
FINNALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING WIZARD RAVEN IN HERO FORGE :33 Not entirely happy with it, her face is a little weird but it works
October 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
FINNALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING WIZARD RAVEN IN HERO FORGE :33 Not entirely happy with it, her face is a little weird but it works
Visited a dragonfolk village and I don’t know how their tastebuds aren’t burnt to shit with all the spices and stuff they use. I swear to the goddess I saw one of them eat just straight up a piece of hot coal
October 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Visited a dragonfolk village and I don’t know how their tastebuds aren’t burnt to shit with all the spices and stuff they use. I swear to the goddess I saw one of them eat just straight up a piece of hot coal
Halloween is so crazy, I don’t have to buy food for a whole week if I optimize my golems and zombie conjures and the best part I get to take revenge on the kids that are mean to me by giving them a raisin. Singular
October 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Halloween is so crazy, I don’t have to buy food for a whole week if I optimize my golems and zombie conjures and the best part I get to take revenge on the kids that are mean to me by giving them a raisin. Singular
Oc boundaries time
Fanart?
Of course, but I still need to finish the hero forge of Wizard raven
Shipping?
No pls
Kinning?
I don’t know what the means :D
Fanfic/writing
If you’ve got the time and enters to make it sure why not
Draw oc w/ mine?
Preferably being crushed by a golem
Nsfw?
Nuh uh
Fanart?
Of course, but I still need to finish the hero forge of Wizard raven
Shipping?
No pls
Kinning?
I don’t know what the means :D
Fanfic/writing
If you’ve got the time and enters to make it sure why not
Draw oc w/ mine?
Preferably being crushed by a golem
Nsfw?
Nuh uh
Share your OC Boundaries!
Fanart?
Hell yeah
Shipping?
Only with Halsin, okay
Kinning?
nah
Fanfic/writing?
Sure, just no nsfw/shipping stuff (if you wanna go there, please ask)
Draw your OCs w/mine?
Hell yea!
NSFW?
It's likely a no. But do ask.
Fanart?
Hell yeah
Shipping?
Only with Halsin, okay
Kinning?
nah
Fanfic/writing?
Sure, just no nsfw/shipping stuff (if you wanna go there, please ask)
Draw your OCs w/mine?
Hell yea!
NSFW?
It's likely a no. But do ask.
Share your OC boundaries
Fanart?
Sure :D
Shipping?
Nah soz
Kinning?
Please no.
Fanfic/writing?
As long as it respects the rules here, sure!
Draw your OC(s) with mine?
Absolutely! Bonus points if it's funny
NSFW?
Hell no.
Fanart?
Sure :D
Shipping?
Nah soz
Kinning?
Please no.
Fanfic/writing?
As long as it respects the rules here, sure!
Draw your OC(s) with mine?
Absolutely! Bonus points if it's funny
NSFW?
Hell no.
October 25, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Oc boundaries time
Fanart?
Of course, but I still need to finish the hero forge of Wizard raven
Shipping?
No pls
Kinning?
I don’t know what the means :D
Fanfic/writing
If you’ve got the time and enters to make it sure why not
Draw oc w/ mine?
Preferably being crushed by a golem
Nsfw?
Nuh uh
Fanart?
Of course, but I still need to finish the hero forge of Wizard raven
Shipping?
No pls
Kinning?
I don’t know what the means :D
Fanfic/writing
If you’ve got the time and enters to make it sure why not
Draw oc w/ mine?
Preferably being crushed by a golem
Nsfw?
Nuh uh
You know it’s super weird making a post on the orb about casting forbidden spells and having members of the council repost and like it. It’s like stealing and a guard is there cheering you on
October 24, 2024 at 10:13 PM
You know it’s super weird making a post on the orb about casting forbidden spells and having members of the council repost and like it. It’s like stealing and a guard is there cheering you on
Been trying out some forbidden spells and let me tell you, you’d never know how fun it is to turn someone’s organs to crystals and blow them up
October 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Been trying out some forbidden spells and let me tell you, you’d never know how fun it is to turn someone’s organs to crystals and blow them up
Conjuring is so crazy sometimes. A minute ago I was controlling a demon and bending it will to my goals and now I’m losing at Uno with a skeleton WHO IS FUCKING CHEATING SOMEHOW I KNOW IT
October 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Conjuring is so crazy sometimes. A minute ago I was controlling a demon and bending it will to my goals and now I’m losing at Uno with a skeleton WHO IS FUCKING CHEATING SOMEHOW I KNOW IT
Since the new council has swiped everyone’s slates clean anyone have any forbidden spells I can try? I’d summon a prince of the underworld but that one seems cliche
October 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Since the new council has swiped everyone’s slates clean anyone have any forbidden spells I can try? I’d summon a prince of the underworld but that one seems cliche
The energy I wish to bring to the orb
October 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The energy I wish to bring to the orb
I would go but last academy I went to I got kicked out after asking how to stop golems from crushing smaller classmates… NOT TO DEATH
I am proud to announce The Arcane University has finished constructing a Sister School in this realm! For students from the twitter dimension, thine enrollment carries over.
New students art always welcome, Enrollment post below!
Aspiring Faculty: We have several open positions, apply today!
New students art always welcome, Enrollment post below!
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October 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I would go but last academy I went to I got kicked out after asking how to stop golems from crushing smaller classmates… NOT TO DEATH
Should I write down some of my lore? If I’m honest I don’t really recall anything but I’m sure I can come up with something
October 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Should I write down some of my lore? If I’m honest I don’t really recall anything but I’m sure I can come up with something
It’s hard out here being a stupid wizard, the council sent me a letter that was magically encrypted two days ago. Just got it open today after two night of no sleep. It was just telling me they’re updating their terms
October 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard out here being a stupid wizard, the council sent me a letter that was magically encrypted two days ago. Just got it open today after two night of no sleep. It was just telling me they’re updating their terms