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beef fizz
@beeffizz.bsky.social
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anachronistic recipe enthusiast. try the shrimp wiggle.

trans
she/her

bigots get blocked

header: picture of an old cookbook recipe for beef fizz. 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice

pfp: a glass of beef fizz
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just in case the nazi defender blocks me or removes the quote:
skeet from Old Glory Robot Insurance supermills.bsky.social Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had more skeletons in his closet. He kind of gives me the creeps, but the dog pile on him feels extremely manufactured. There are hardly even any news articles about this nazi tattoo, it’s purely an online issue.
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
beeffizz.bsky.social
can you even imagine whining this much, while you're actively choosing to make life harder for chronically ill people?
a post and its responses: prisonculture i want to once again encourage everyone who can to take advantage of opportunities to gather with others in person. it's more important than ever. it was wonderful to be with folks today at communiversary. we'll be back at it next saturday. join in if interested. beef fizz cool. well, i'm disabled and chronically ill, and you've all decided to embrace eugenics and force people like me into isolation. so fuck me, i guess prosonculture please don't do this in a stranger's mentions.
October 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
oh look, he's a literal crybully
screenshot of a post from sandy ernest allen alright, the bullies have actually made me cry, not joking. i'm logging out.
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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the timeline is timelining
the above post on my timeline, immediately followed by a post from alyson greaves
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
i can't think of a more concise depiction of this moment in history
two individual skeets on the skyline Raea 🦋✨️🏳️‍⚧️🏴 bsky suspended my gf for posting she's glad he's dead. this is so ridiculous, if someone spends their life trying to end yours you can't be glad they failed? when trump dies will this site penalize people celebrating? bluesky management white supremacist as hell Andrew Lawrence but when he said it he was wearing a suit and tie
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
why is taco bell hitting on me?
three packets of taco bell fire sauce, each with a message on it. the messages are "marry me!" "take me home" and "too bad you're not single"
September 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
bubbles floating in the air
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
beeffizz.bsky.social
gonna keep going with silver bordered stuff.
with all the ways to make token copies of creatures these days, this thing could get unruly *really* quick
s.n.o.t. g creature - ooze unhinged common you may have s.n.o.t. enter stuck to another creature named s.n.o.t. if you do, all those creatures form a single creature. s.n.o.t.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named s.n.o.t. stuck together to form it. (one is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 s.n.o.t.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.) *^2 / *^2
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
tracy jordan from 30 rock. he's excitedly saying to liz lemon "i finally understand the ending of the sixth sense. those names are the people who worked on the movie"
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
since i did the bfg for a big creature, i feel like i should keep up the silver-border streak. this little guy doesn't just have haste, he's got super haste
rocket-powered turbo slug 3r creature - slug unhinged uncommon Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.)) 3/1 illustrated by franz vohlwinkel
August 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
this is THE big honkin' blorbo
two mtg cards put together to form a single creature b.f.m. (big furry monster) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb summon the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see unglued rare you must play both b.f.m. cards to put b.f.m. into play. if either b.f.m. card leaves play, sacrifice the other. b.f.m. can be blocked only by three or more creatures. "it was big. really, really big. no, bigger than that. even bigger. keep going. more. no, more. look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. it was big!" -arna kennerüd, skyknight 99/99 illustrated by douglas schuler
August 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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screenshot of a post from Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social I think it's funny how people think that South Park is a "centrist" show that "teaches that its cool to not care" when they're the ones who took a hard stance and quite literally put their lives on the line against radical groups because of cartoon depictions of Muhammad
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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a man from an "i think you should leave" sketch. he is saying "shut up, paul"
August 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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a jug of ortho bed bug, flea, and tick killer with applicator wand
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
was this the customer?
johnny bravo
July 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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comic with two panels the first panel shows someone holding a piece of paper with "sotomayor dissented" on it. the second panel shows dipper pines from gravity falls saying, "this is worthless!"
June 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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a man sitting by himself at a diner. he's saying "triples makes it safe. triples is best."
June 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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screenshot of a tweet by @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
May 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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cover of "a scanner darkly" by philip k. dick
May 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
this might explain it
"matt yglesias follower" label
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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society if this were true
utopia. green grass, blue skies, flying cars, gleaming cities
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
beeffizz.bsky.social
had to say good bye to a friend today
my dog darby, lying in the sun on my deck
April 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
liberal brain rot is fascinating. look at this and tell me they have a coherent worldview
skeet captioned "a good strategy in general" image shows a crowd of people pushing over a giant domino labeled "tesla" with other dominos behind it labeled "elon" "trump" "republicans" and "russia"
April 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
beeffizz.bsky.social
we're seeing significant advances in woke technology
BLEAKSIGILKEEP Woke zero: all the inclusion, none of the calories jenny_tightpants🪑 i'm starting woke 2
April 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
beeffizz.bsky.social
immediately blocking any transphobic liberal "allies" i see posting bigoted stuff like this
Ann butterfly emoji @annokla.bsky.social Elonia is upset that Tim Walz took the stage and criticized Tesla, but he himself took a chainsaw to represent job cuts. Such a hypocrite!
March 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM