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🔞 MDNI | 30+ | lesbian

taboo + dead dove | #dofsan + #heavenlypentacle headquarters

https://beefcakelesbian.straw.page

IC: @rough0p.bsky.social
H: @pocketwei.bsky.social
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My (25M) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
well. never meet your heroes
a DM from loogie reading "im homophobic"
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
writing studies for dofcora 🙂‍↕️ have a wip!
"Is that you, Rosinante?” Doflamingo commands the space around them easily, his aura as dangerous as the list of his crimes rattling around in Rosinante’s head, the threat of what might happen if the man before him is not his brother woven into every syllable. Rosinante doesn’t trust himself to speak, doesn’t know what he might let slip in light of the unexpected emotions swirling within him, so he bites his tongue. He nods, lowering his eyes, voice trapped beneath the thundering heart lodged in his throat. All his righteous fury and indignation, his desire for justice wilts in the face of his brother reaching out to cup his cheek.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Eye Catcher, ch. 6
a collab with @rough0p.bsky.social

no Eye Catcher Friday because todayyy we're celebrating our beef0p anniversary! 💕 one year of writing together and one year of writing this fic 🥰 enjoy, lovelies!

archiveofourown.org/works/671632...

#DofSan
Chapter 6 Summary: “Mind if I sit?” Doflamingo bends to murmur quietly. The familiar voice pitched low in his ear causes Sanji to shoot up in his chair with a start. Two heavy thuds sound as his feet drop to the floor; his spine straightens adopting a much more respectful posture. He hasn't seen Doflamingo since he went to his penthouse—his house. Sanji's cheeks heat and his pulse races, blood roaring in his ears with the adrenaline, the guilt he feels when he thinks about what happened after that. "Go ahead," he says, praying his nerves don't show through in his tone. He nods his chin at the empty seat, then moves his box of candy from the armrest between them, placing it in his lap. He watches Doflamingo out of the corner of his eye as he folds himself down into the seat, exhaling quietly as his nerves begin to recede, hope taking their place. At least now the day won't be a total bust
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Sea Foam
#BrookSan

come for the hypno, stay for the sea shanties

archiveofourown.org/works/74170671

#Hypnovember Day 14: Fractionation
Sea Foam by beefbiffboeuf Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Words: 1,952 Tags: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Rape/Non-Con, Brook/Sanji (One Piece), Brook (One Piece), Sanji (One Piece), Hypnotism, Fractionation, Blow Jobs, specifically the soul-dick sucking kind, Dry Humping, Sea Shanties, Creep Brook (One Piece) Summary: The familiar jaunty lilt of Bink’s Brew draws the tension from Sanji’s frame as he settles into a more comfortable chair, legs sprawled out in front of him. Brook wanders nearer as he sings and plays, his music rising and falling as he leisurely circles the table for two. Sanji lets his eyes slide shut, a smile tugging at his lips. He likes this sea shanty, and the good memories that come with it. The lyrics aren’t the same as the ones he knows—maybe Brook is playing an extended verse. He exhales a stream of smoke, dangling his cigarette over the arm rest of his chair as he listens closer.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
scene from a future wip of mine and @hockloogie.bsky.social's that hasn't made the cut (yet!!!) into whatever the fic will be when it becomes 🤌
"You're persistent," Doflamingo says, stepping into the kitchen, his eyes surveying the counters. "Don't encourage me to make this harder on you. Try cooking once I've stuffed all the cutlery in my pockets." Or burn the kitchen down, which ever is the lesser burden. He glances at the sink full of utensils. Seems burning it would be the answer. With a dishtowel over his forearm, Sanji loads each dish in a row down the length of his arm: two shallow bowls of the broth with a neat pile of noodles twirled within and two plates of the cocido, one for each of them, with the meat and chickpeas meticulously separated according to the book's instructions of traditional service. "Sounds to me like you're feeling threatened," Sanji drawls, glancing up at Doflamingo through his lashes as he glides by with his dish-laden arm. "Come on, then, dangerous thing. Let's get you fed so I can survive the night." And he disappears through the threshold once more, heart hammering in his chest rabbit-quick. Doflamingo's jaw aches as his eyes follow Sanji. Where his hands itched to crush Sanji last time, surely this feeling is much more perverse. He thinks if Sanji wants to be so cocky then he should cram him full with it—as full as Sanji is of himself right now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
my turn 😈
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November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
it ain't much, but it's honest work
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
back off, bucko. you're bad
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Plant A Seed
#dofsan

the sex pollen on Green Bit fic you never knew you needed 🌱

archiveofourown.org/works/73700466

#BeefFic
Plant A Seed by beefbiffboeuf for hockloogie Tags Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con, Donquixote Doflamingo/Sanji, Sanji (One Piece), Donquixote Doflamingo, Sex Pollen, Drugged Sex, Rape/Non-con Elements, Green Bit (One Piece), Dressrosa Arc, Bottom Sanji (One Piece), Top Donquixote Doflamingo Summary “Oh hell no,” Sanji chokes, pushing off his hands. His knees sink into the plant, which reacts swiftly to the movement—he’s only able to clear his head and arms from the plant’s grasp before it cinches tight around his ribs. He tries pushing against the outside of the plant, leverage to pull himself out, but the ridges of the leafy petals dig into his skin and lock against each other tighter. A loud laugh echoes amongst the trees.“Quite the predicament you’re in, hm?”
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Guiding Hand
a #DofCoraSan collab with @hockloogie.bsky.social

Day 30 / 31: Multiple Orgasms | Group Sex

archiveofourown.org/works/73104151

#BeefFic #Jeztober #Jeztober2025
Guiding Hand by beefbiffboeuf and hockloogie Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Tags Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Donquixote Doflamingo/Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante/Sanji (One Piece), Donquixote Doflamingo/Sanji, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante/Sanji, Donquixote Doflamingo/Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Donquixote Doflamingo, Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Sanji (One Piece), Sanji Has a Vagina (One Piece), Vaginal Fingering, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Multiple Orgasms, Threesome - M/M/M, Incest Summary "He just needs a little warming up." Doflamingo laughs, his free hand reaching to grip Sanji's cheeks, to hold his head up to look at Rosinante. "Would Corazon's fingers make you feel better, Sanji?"
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Pretty Thing, ch 3
a #dofsan collab with @hockloogie.bsky.social

is it time for this ship to set sail? 👀

archiveofourown.org/works/673316...

#BeefFic
Pretty Thing beefbiffboeuf, hockloogie Chapter 3 Summary: Sanji can't stop the grin that spreads across his face at that. He's glad this conversation is over the phone; it might not be the best idea to let his boss think he likes any kind of challenge. Who knows what crazy shit the rich bastard would throw at him. “I’ll be sure to put on a good show of it then.” “So you do like the plan. You sound like you're smiling.” Doflamingo laughs, hearing Sanji's light voice. He hasn't ever seen the boy smile. He sets his jaw, pushing the door open. He has seen Sanji pleasant for two things, food and the help. He wonders if he'll have to imagine what it looks like just by the sound of it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Bad Blood
a canon-divergent AU
Chapter 4

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/635501...

#HeavenlyPentacle #BeefFic
Bad Blood beefbiffboeuf Chapter 4 Summary: "Corazón,” his voice cracks between whispering and speaking range, and he winces, suddenly at a loss for what to say. “A-are you okay?” There’s no response, no rustling behind the door. Nothing to show he’s been heard. “I just heard you were locked up,” he says, to fill in the quiet and offer an explanation for his sudden appearance. “And I know it’s lonely. When I was—I mean, if I was locked up, I would probably want… company. Or something.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Pipsqueak
#ZoWicca for @hockloogie.bsky.social 💕

Day 16: Oral Sex | Creampie/Squirting | Overstimulation

archiveofourown.org/works/72566566

#BeefFic #Jeztober #Jeztober2025
Pipsqueak by beefcakelesbian (beefbiffboeuf) Tags Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings: Roronoa Zoro/Wicca, Roronoa Zoro, Wicca (One Piece), Size Difference, Macro/Micro, Oral Sex, Sexual Overstimulation, Creampie, Gratuitous Smut Summary “To the right! Right!” Wicca squeals, her brows pinched as she huffs in frustration. She reaches for a fist of Zoro’s hair and yanks harshly, her tiny voice piercing his ears. “Why did you go left!” “Do you ever shut up?” Zoro grouses, his lips dislodged from their place between Wicca’s thighs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
i'm a goopy gooey mess rn
a goopy lil yellow emoji melting from love
October 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
i'm just saying, hitting 200k incest fics on ao3 by the end of the year is totally doable
1 - 20 of 196,331 Works in Incest
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
LOL cora gets banned from the kitchen after .05 seconds let's be real 😂 he burns water, coffee, popcorn, toast—

sanji thinks he's safe with the dishes until cora slides on the suds and falls on his ass, taking a stack of plates and bowls down with him

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#AskBeef
Sanji trying to teach Cora how to cook but it going very poorly
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
this only ends with sanji nearly getting kicked in the face bc his bony knuckles end up digging too deeply into cora's arches. he'd enjoy popping cora's toes for him tho (⬅️ delusional and wishful thinking)

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#AskBeef
I just think Sanji giving Cora foot rub is neat because his feet are so big and Sanji's hands would look so small
October 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
they are so touch starved your honor i need them to crave being inside the other's skin!!!!! thank you!!!!

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#AskBeef
Rosi sprawled on a sofa with Sanji in his lap, curled up and lazily smoking, enjoying a quiet moment together!!! Soft…
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
yes!!! i have only seen it in art once or twice maybe but i can totally see them being short a lighter and cora lending a helping hand 💕

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#AskBeef
this has probably been done before, but corasanji doing that thing where someone lights someone else's cigarette with their own, bonus points if sanji is on the receiving end and it gives him a gay panic bc he's still in denial about liking guys
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
well hello bb! always happy to feed my wips to the hungry 🫴

we got a three course meal ➡️
- green bit dofsan wip
- Eye Catcher snip from me and @rough0p.bsky.social
- Pretty Thing snip from me and @hockloogie.bsky.social

ENJOY 💕

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#AskBeef
Feed us three favourite snippets from your DofSan WIPs 🤲 A loud laugh echoes amongst the trees. "Quite the predicament you're in, hm?" Sanji cranes his neck until he catches pink out of the corner of his eye. Great. Doflamingo has caught up to him. "I'd be more worried about yours," he snaps. "You know what happens to Warlords who get in our way?" He laughs. "Guess whatever Kaido's gonna do to you will be worse though, when he learns there's no more Caesar and no more SAD." Doflamingo is quiet, and he moves out of Sanji's field of vision. Sanji looks to the other side, watching Doflamingo warily as he circles the plant. "You seem to have forgotten whose territory you're in, Black Leg Sanji," he says, his smile tight over his teeth. "You lured me to Green Bit to get away from your friends, didn't you?" His chest shakes as a laugh bubbles out of him. "You just sit here and have fun with Drosera. I'll show you a party once I've strung up your crew and dealt with Law." A smear from the corner of his lip up his cheek, wiped hastily from the split of his swollen lip. "What's this?" Doflamingo asks, grin falling to a frown as he reaches out to inspect further. With his index crooked under Sanji's chin, Doflamingo tilts his head to better see the damage. His thumb drifts over the swollen lip and trail of blood. It's expected: men in their line of work are not kind or soft fathers in his experience. Judge has not spared details of his discipline, ever boastful of his iron fist. What's not expected: the irritation that he feels seeing Sanji's marred face, not knowing how it came about. The sudden desire to tear the fingers from the fist that left this mark. Sanji turns his head slightly, unconsciously leaning into the touch. He's a little disoriented, dizzied. By the glamor of Doflamingo's place, by the gentleness offered in the man's hand. A little out of it from the events of the day. "Your lips are blue," he says, ignoring Sanji's pushing on what he was hired for rather than who he was hired for. His foot tips, pressing to Sanji's ribs more firmly. Reflexively, Sanji wets his lips, tongue slipping out to warm them and tasting salt too. "Great, they match my shorts," he quips, letting the pressure against his ribs take his treading back in the direction of the boat, and giving Doflamingo room in the water to spread out without bumping into each other. Despite being raised with goosebumps, warmth spreads under Doflamingo's skin at the subconscious brush of Sanji's tongue. He feels like with the right words, he could guide Sanji into doing anything he'd like to see. And it is pretty, the way the warmth of his tongue eases the cold, how his lips turn upward just enough to prove he's being sarcastic. Like the low sun, the reflections in the water, something fleeting and pleasing because it disappears.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Frisky at the Five Kage Summit
#NaruGaa

the boys take a quick recess together 😏

archiveofourown.org/works/72041686

#NaruGaaWeek2025 | Day 6: Chance
#Jeztober #Jeztober2025 | Day 1 and 7: Exhibition and Clothed Sex
Frisky at the Five Kage Summit by beefbiffboeuf for naturecalls111 Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Gaara/Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto, Gaara (Naruto), Kage Summits (Naruto), Clothed Sex, Intercrural Sex, Exhibitionism Summary: “Kazekage-sama,” Naruto says, this time low in tone, and sending the fluttering in Gaara’s chest very quickly southward. “Did you want to speak with me?” He means to respond, but Gaara finds his voice uncooperative for a moment. “What are you…?” A brief frown flits over Naruto’s face. “Uuh, Gaara, don’t you remember?” he whispers just above whispering volume. “You know, Gaara.” The frown turns into a pout. Gaara does not, in fact, know. Nor does he remember what his boyfriend might possibly be referencing that would involve such a mortifying display of misalignment between their countries at the Kage Summit. “You’re going to need to be more specific, Naruto.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
i can make this dofsan or corasanji and no one can stop me—

genius.com/Marina-evol-...
[Verse 1] Pink lipstick stains, cigarette butts I lie in bed, I hate my guts A day in the dark A muddled afternoon, yeah Oh, baby, darling, how I long To become your suicide blonde To lie beside my Romeo Oh, what a wicked way to go [Chorus] It only takes two lonely people To fuck love up and make it evil It only takes a drop of evil To fuck up two beautiful people L-O-V-E, L-O-V-E L-O-V-E, E-V-O-L L-O-V-E, do you love me? L-O-V-E, love is evil
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Pretty Thing, chapter 2
a #dofsan collab with @hockloogie.bsky.social

Just another totally normal interaction between Sanji and his boss. No, really!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/673316...

#DofSanDay #DofSanDay2025
Pretty Thing beefbiffboeuf, hockloogie Chapter 2
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social
Eye Catcher, chapter 4
a #dofsan collab with @rough0p.bsky.social

They really just keep running into each other 💕

archiveofourown.org/works/671632...

#DofSanDay #DofSanDay2025
Eye Catcher beefbiffboeuf, Rough0perator Chapter 4
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM