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Very Legal and Very Cool,
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JC Penny’s coming here, because of ME!
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“Steph, Jimmy, Draymond- step outside while I talk to the rest of the team”
Rick Barry after yelling at the crowd booing Joe Lacob
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Amani Toomer rookie card
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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One of these days Jalen Green is going to saddle up next to @clueheywood.bsky.social and start talking about posse comitatus
Jalen Green wearing a “taxation is theft” t shirt
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I’ve made people mad for posting AI slop today, so I may as well be even more annoying and post screenshots from the the everything app
Everyone’s favorite unhinged Warrior fan Jim Park calling Steve Kerr a criminal
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Oh no, I’m turning into TK
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Once again
AI slop of the warriors looking confused at a sign that says “how to shoot a basketball”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Steve to Joe after tonight
Steve Kerr shrugging his shoulders
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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1st quarter recap
AI slop showing the warriors confused about how to shoot a basketball
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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American Ninja American Ninja 2 American Ninja 3 American Ninja 4
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Warriors loss tonight is gonna be hilarious
Pacers injury list is everyone
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Lmao Podz come on
"I think I could be the white Shohei (Ohtani)," Brandin said inside a near-empty Chase Center earlier this month. "I think I could do both. Maybe not to the degree he can do it, but I think I could for sure do both. Pitch, play the field, hit, all those things."
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Joe should invite a friend of his from business school to sit court side with him tonight
The Stanford Tree (Warriors are playing the Clippers)
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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TFW you watch the 6th inning with a Dodgers fan
The movie “Heaven is for Real”
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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GPII tonight
“I.O.U one brain. Signed, God”
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This album is a lie now
“The Dutchess” an album by Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Is the hospital in Burkittsville?
The Blair Witch makes victims stand in the corner while the others are killed
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Every now and again, the scam companies on Amazon come up with something unintentionally awesome
A mouse pad that says “San Jose Giants” almost certainly made by a company ripping off MLB’s IP and not for the low A farm team. But it would almost be funnier if it was for an MiLB team
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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From my Giants group chat, lmao
October 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Oh great, he’s opining on yet another topic he knows nothing about
ESPN push notification: Nate Silver says NBA investigation into Clippers' payments to Kawhi Leonard will not cause All-Star Game to be moved from L.A. (Nate Silver is not the NBA commissioner, it’s Adam Silver)
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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“Al-generated content may be incorrect” from a LLM “Dramatization- may not have happened” from the simpsons episode Homer Bad Man
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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An ant yelling FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!”
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Marvin Harrison when Jr comes home
Wesley Snipes from New Jack City
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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We’ll always have the
CACTUS LEAGUE CHAMPIONS SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 19-6 IN CACTUS LEAGUE
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Sally Jenkins agreeing with people who are explicitly criticizing *her*
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Damn, just read what LeBron wrote in China
The serious problem is the education of the peasantry. The peasant economy is scattered, and the socialization of agriculture, judging by the Soviet Union's experience, will require a long time and painstaking work. Without socialization of agriculture, there can be no complete, consolidated socialism.
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM