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having my instinctual dislike of someone vindicated to this degree is probably unhealthy, but I'm still chalking this one up as a win
May 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
having my instinctual dislike of someone vindicated to this degree is probably unhealthy, but I'm still chalking this one up as a win
Meet the Viral Patissier Some are Calling the "Croûte Goat"
February 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Meet the Viral Patissier Some are Calling the "Croûte Goat"
why is everyone on bluesky so up their own ass about being on bluesky. it's just another fucking platform have you learned nothing
January 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why is everyone on bluesky so up their own ass about being on bluesky. it's just another fucking platform have you learned nothing
an education is so important
December 26, 2024 at 4:20 AM
an education is so important
okay so, hyperthetically, [I speak several words in the secret tongue of basal truth and am flung through the ontological windshield]
December 23, 2024 at 5:10 AM
okay so, hyperthetically, [I speak several words in the secret tongue of basal truth and am flung through the ontological windshield]
strangely affirming to be wearing your straightest wardrobe while home for the holidays and still catch an f-slur while you're filling up the car
December 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
strangely affirming to be wearing your straightest wardrobe while home for the holidays and still catch an f-slur while you're filling up the car
(logging off of website, blushing and scandalized) I don't think these people are actually that interested in field-effect transistors
December 18, 2024 at 6:53 AM
(logging off of website, blushing and scandalized) I don't think these people are actually that interested in field-effect transistors
why does the pledge of allegiance go so far out of its way to exclude symbolism and metonymy. "no you little bastard, you are also specifically going to obey the flag itself, in the case of any Schoolhouse Rock anthropomorphism event"
December 18, 2024 at 6:49 AM
why does the pledge of allegiance go so far out of its way to exclude symbolism and metonymy. "no you little bastard, you are also specifically going to obey the flag itself, in the case of any Schoolhouse Rock anthropomorphism event"
the retailer "Foot Locker" actually derives their name from Foucault: "Shoes serve the same social functions as prisons and mental institutions- to define, classify, control, and regulate feet."
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 AM
the retailer "Foot Locker" actually derives their name from Foucault: "Shoes serve the same social functions as prisons and mental institutions- to define, classify, control, and regulate feet."
Original Sin is okay but I bet there were more trees in that fuckass Garden. Cool Ranch Sin. Flamin Hot Sin. promotional Oreo-Flavored Sin
December 18, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Original Sin is okay but I bet there were more trees in that fuckass Garden. Cool Ranch Sin. Flamin Hot Sin. promotional Oreo-Flavored Sin
have not seen enough seinfeld to concoct a dialog wherein jerry and george are speculating on the identity of the gunman when kramer bursts through the door in a hooded jacket. this is left as an exercise for the reader
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 AM
have not seen enough seinfeld to concoct a dialog wherein jerry and george are speculating on the identity of the gunman when kramer bursts through the door in a hooded jacket. this is left as an exercise for the reader
little known fact: the CEO position is generally governed by The Santa Clause rules. so guess who's in charge of United Healthcare now? thats right tim allen
December 8, 2024 at 7:21 AM
little known fact: the CEO position is generally governed by The Santa Clause rules. so guess who's in charge of United Healthcare now? thats right tim allen
(furiously turning off discovery channel) actually shark very strong
December 8, 2024 at 7:12 AM
(furiously turning off discovery channel) actually shark very strong
couples costume idea
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 AM
couples costume idea
i believe the uhc ceo was killed by his younger self in a Looper type maneuver and the nypd are incapable of discovering this because no one has seen Looper and also rank incompetence
December 8, 2024 at 7:01 AM
i believe the uhc ceo was killed by his younger self in a Looper type maneuver and the nypd are incapable of discovering this because no one has seen Looper and also rank incompetence
new york city repeats crowd members many times as an optimization and the uhc assassin made expert use of this
December 8, 2024 at 6:40 AM
new york city repeats crowd members many times as an optimization and the uhc assassin made expert use of this
I wish Tremors (1990) had been an oblique adaptation of Dune. I wish Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) had featured kevin bacon's son as a graboid hybrid and eternal ruler of all mankind
March 1, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I wish Tremors (1990) had been an oblique adaptation of Dune. I wish Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) had featured kevin bacon's son as a graboid hybrid and eternal ruler of all mankind
I have become the recipient of profane and terrible knowledge
January 30, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I have become the recipient of profane and terrible knowledge
tiktok is an innovative platform that enables you to hear the first half-second of five songs hundreds of times. what WILL they think of next
October 22, 2023 at 3:45 AM
tiktok is an innovative platform that enables you to hear the first half-second of five songs hundreds of times. what WILL they think of next
who needs BALANCE when you have BALENCIAGA (I fall down the stairs in a captivating manner)
October 22, 2023 at 2:43 AM
who needs BALANCE when you have BALENCIAGA (I fall down the stairs in a captivating manner)
grimace is the last of his species, the rest having been hunted for their meat. the day you see the mcpizza return is the day a purple light has forever left this world
October 22, 2023 at 2:32 AM
grimace is the last of his species, the rest having been hunted for their meat. the day you see the mcpizza return is the day a purple light has forever left this world
after walking several blocks in the rain to retrieve it, have just discovered that I accidentally ordered a thin crust pizza. this enormous fucking cracker is not improved by the sense of absolute betrayal
October 21, 2023 at 10:24 PM
after walking several blocks in the rain to retrieve it, have just discovered that I accidentally ordered a thin crust pizza. this enormous fucking cracker is not improved by the sense of absolute betrayal
maybe I will try posting on here
October 21, 2023 at 10:21 PM
maybe I will try posting on here