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We finished season one tonight! Loved it!!
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Except that:
A: THEY have neither lied nor stole for years and...
B: HE hasn't proven anything.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
8. They're only leasing you the country on a four-year deal. No renewals.
9. We used to say, "if you break it, you fix it." But that's okay. If you break it, we'll fix it when you're done. We'd want to put it back the way we like it.
10. Go have fun.

Your friend,
Bruce
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
6. Not to worry, the Supreme Court said it doesn't matter anyway.
7. Keep your eye out for UPS. I'm sending this new book for your Presidential Library. You can "read" it during those boring inaugural speeches. (Don't worry, it's mostly pictures.)
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
4. When you put your right hand on the bible, put your left hand in your pocket. That way nobody sees your fingers crossed.
5. I think it's in the bible that if you cross your fingers when making a promise it (the promise) doesn't count.
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
2. You didn't pay attention to it the first time, why worry about it the second time?
3. Don't let them talk you into using the Lincoln Bible; sell 'em an autographed Trump Bible. If they're making you do it again you might as well turn a profit on it.
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Desert Solitaire by Edward Abbey
January 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM