“You can’t eat your cake and have it too” is WAY easier to understand than the traditional phrasing.

Just found out the copilot on this flight is named Brayden. Braydens shouldn’t be flying planes, they should be playing Club Penguin.

I believe in separating the art from the artist (sneaking into their studio and stealing paintings right off the easel).

Just blew on my spicy (sparkling) water so that it doesn’t burn my tongue

I just realized that Richard Taylor put the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy on his back and without him it would have been done for… maybe even more vital than Peter Jackson tbh. He is BIG DOG

iexie hehehehehe

H*ck yeah brother

I just called my 65 year old boss Big Dog. Idk man everyone is Big Dog