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Far from new or targeted :(

But I appreciate it being raised

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(To be clear, my post is meant as a joke. I'm totally with you. 🙂)

Yes.

I wouldn’t make it in there. My whole personality is childish folly.

I'm wading into depths I shouldn't be here, but since they're probabilistic isn't it "likely" to luck into (and present) correct answers to questions like this every so often, as long as at least some number of sources have said correct answers? (My answer to this question is: I don't know.)

Define evil

I hope you mean celsius. Even then 32 is a bit low for me.