starling
@beedsm5.bsky.social
world's okayest puppy
born in the nineteen hundreds
it/its or else 🔪
born in the nineteen hundreds
it/its or else 🔪
my hands cut apples
for my daughter the same way
my mother cut mine
for my daughter the same way
my mother cut mine
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my hands cut apples
for my daughter the same way
my mother cut mine
for my daughter the same way
my mother cut mine
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new gender surgery just dropped (getting punched really hard)
August 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
new gender surgery just dropped (getting punched really hard)
im really thirsty but i don't wanna get up so whoever reads this can you please drink some water while thinking about me really hard and maybe that'll help me.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
im really thirsty but i don't wanna get up so whoever reads this can you please drink some water while thinking about me really hard and maybe that'll help me.
overhead, the trees clapped politely for the wind; their applause accompanied only by the staccato of a dragonfly and the long oboe groan of a branch bowing, bowing
July 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
overhead, the trees clapped politely for the wind; their applause accompanied only by the staccato of a dragonfly and the long oboe groan of a branch bowing, bowing
my divorce finalizes tomorrow so i got myself an ice cream cake and the guy who wrote the icing on top came out from the back laughing because i had him write LOVE LOSES!!
July 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my divorce finalizes tomorrow so i got myself an ice cream cake and the guy who wrote the icing on top came out from the back laughing because i had him write LOVE LOSES!!
i have to say that going outside and seeing lightning bugs for the first time in the season was especially trippy and enchanting last night when i was rolling. like yes hello i see you're having visual distortion and effects. how about some flashing flying guys huh?
July 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i have to say that going outside and seeing lightning bugs for the first time in the season was especially trippy and enchanting last night when i was rolling. like yes hello i see you're having visual distortion and effects. how about some flashing flying guys huh?
went to a basement metal concert last night and as i left the baby with my partner i kissed them goodbye like see you sweeties!! mommy's gotta go moshing now
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
went to a basement metal concert last night and as i left the baby with my partner i kissed them goodbye like see you sweeties!! mommy's gotta go moshing now
psych eval for top surgery later today!!! the eval, not the surgery. i wish i was getting top surgery today but alas and alack
June 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
psych eval for top surgery later today!!! the eval, not the surgery. i wish i was getting top surgery today but alas and alack
i don't know anything about sabrina carpet and at this point im afraid to ask
June 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i don't know anything about sabrina carpet and at this point im afraid to ask
for some reason boss didn't like when i tested the mic for today's funeral by going "1... nothing wrong with me....2....nothing wrong with me...."
June 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
for some reason boss didn't like when i tested the mic for today's funeral by going "1... nothing wrong with me....2....nothing wrong with me...."
at a youth crisis center for kids who have been sexually assaulted and it's a beautifully heartbreaking place. every stuffie and toy a reminder of the clientele they serve...
June 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
at a youth crisis center for kids who have been sexually assaulted and it's a beautifully heartbreaking place. every stuffie and toy a reminder of the clientele they serve...
adopted a kid because her mom was so shitty but now im in my 20s with a 17 year old daughter like i was a child bride
June 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
adopted a kid because her mom was so shitty but now im in my 20s with a 17 year old daughter like i was a child bride
new who is insane actually. wym the first episode has them crawling through ventilation shafts in a goblin ship. yeah there's a mystical number about eating babies. what about it
June 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
new who is insane actually. wym the first episode has them crawling through ventilation shafts in a goblin ship. yeah there's a mystical number about eating babies. what about it
June 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
outside my window just now
two or three teenage girls, loudly and mostly in tune: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP
one teenage girl, quieter and concerned: guys, it's almost 10 o'clock at night
two or three teenage girls, loudly and mostly in tune: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP
one teenage girl, quieter and concerned: guys, it's almost 10 o'clock at night
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
outside my window just now
two or three teenage girls, loudly and mostly in tune: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP
one teenage girl, quieter and concerned: guys, it's almost 10 o'clock at night
two or three teenage girls, loudly and mostly in tune: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP
one teenage girl, quieter and concerned: guys, it's almost 10 o'clock at night
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was feeling kinda blah but then i made myself a nice cold biggie drink and actually life is beautiful never kill yourself
May 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
was feeling kinda blah but then i made myself a nice cold biggie drink and actually life is beautiful never kill yourself
you must be smoking deep fried dick if you think i give a chicken fried fuck
May 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you must be smoking deep fried dick if you think i give a chicken fried fuck
i like my men how i like my coffee ;) ;) a few times a year and always more disappointing than i hope it'll be
May 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i like my men how i like my coffee ;) ;) a few times a year and always more disappointing than i hope it'll be
was telling my gf that i got the radial artery so easy peasy during my last embalming and that if i was to try and slit my wrists i would be able to do it first try no problem. expert wrist slitter over here
May 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
was telling my gf that i got the radial artery so easy peasy during my last embalming and that if i was to try and slit my wrists i would be able to do it first try no problem. expert wrist slitter over here
oooohhhhhh okay im okay now actually im cured
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oooohhhhhh okay im okay now actually im cured
creative fork seeking creative outlet
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
creative fork seeking creative outlet
nothing like busting out a wholeass blowtorch to do your drugs that makes you feel like a proper addict. this shatter got me off the shits i tell you what
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
nothing like busting out a wholeass blowtorch to do your drugs that makes you feel like a proper addict. this shatter got me off the shits i tell you what
at the end of the day, im just another regular, ordinary guy. who just happens to have something deeply wrong with it
May 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
at the end of the day, im just another regular, ordinary guy. who just happens to have something deeply wrong with it