Zaphod
@beeblebroxgambit.bsky.social
Traveler amongst the stars. Only slightly drunk.
Blink twice if the chatbot is holding you hostage. Lol
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Blink twice if the chatbot is holding you hostage. Lol
Hell closed their only dive bar. And the beaches there suck.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hell closed their only dive bar. And the beaches there suck.
Little bugger is quick. I can pick him up though and he likes that.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Little bugger is quick. I can pick him up though and he likes that.
Certain "humans" will be disappointed though.
September 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Certain "humans" will be disappointed though.
The cats will rejoice.
September 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The cats will rejoice.
With 20% more Jerry than the previous version.
September 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
With 20% more Jerry than the previous version.
I see Paradox is content with their scummy corpo dlc money greed.
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I see Paradox is content with their scummy corpo dlc money greed.
That's how Rome fell dontcha know.
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's how Rome fell dontcha know.
Yea blessed art thou maple syrup for it is my blood.
August 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yea blessed art thou maple syrup for it is my blood.
One more Cellini and he gets a 10 percent off coupon.
August 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
One more Cellini and he gets a 10 percent off coupon.
Also Cellini is mentioned twice in the post. Lmfao
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Also Cellini is mentioned twice in the post. Lmfao
Probably. The only books he most likely opens are the pop-up variety.
August 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Probably. The only books he most likely opens are the pop-up variety.
The outside is overrated. Someone left the heater on, and it's a bit too hot. Lmao
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The outside is overrated. Someone left the heater on, and it's a bit too hot. Lmao
The grass will flee in terror from that one. Lol
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The grass will flee in terror from that one. Lol
Everytime I see one of those automotive atrocities, I think of a dumpster on wheels.
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everytime I see one of those automotive atrocities, I think of a dumpster on wheels.
Lies and cons are all that snake oil salesman knows.
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lies and cons are all that snake oil salesman knows.
And infinite loop of red flags. Any more of them, then I'll expect La Internationale to start playing.
April 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And infinite loop of red flags. Any more of them, then I'll expect La Internationale to start playing.
Chud needs a hobby..
April 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Chud needs a hobby..
Stock manipulation by the scum in charge? Wouldn't put it past them.
April 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Stock manipulation by the scum in charge? Wouldn't put it past them.
I'd say they need to check the couch cushions for the money, but they'd have to pry Vance off them first.
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'd say they need to check the couch cushions for the money, but they'd have to pry Vance off them first.