Arrived in the Dominican Republic looking like the walking dead only to be set upon by two stunningly beautiful girls in national costume for a “welcome” photo which you can buy for an astronomical fee when exiting the country. Of course, I had to buy them just to ensure they were destroyed.

Point any camera at me and I automatically morph into Gollum.

Because it’s full of cunts

Such a badass. Reduced
, as they all were to being “the one that…”