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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u
@beealexander.bsky.social
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some guy. @tabletopbookclub.bsky.social and other things as well. twenty-one. black. HE/they. philly. rentry.co/beealexander
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beealexander.bsky.social
this screenshot was my alternate pitch for the delayed ep announcement
finch: recording without someone Would be fine but also isn't it still up in the air whether or not we'll have bee bee: i feel like u are not going to have me i have an ice pack strapped to my head rn i call this mumpsmoding [image of bee laying down in a dim room with a bandage wrapped around their head. he looks not well. there are two sob emoji reactions]
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
expressionism in tabletop games wait for me. full recovery from concussion is not too far
first person view of swimming through a lake, from the "wife wait for me china is not too far" meme
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
i wrote a quick-play fighting game called FOOD FIGHT! for my zine D20BA 3: TOKYO DRIFT as part of d20 zine jam 2025 :-) in FOOD FIGHT!, two players draft teams of food people and make them face off in combat
FOOD FIGHT! by bee alexander FOOD FIGHT! is a quick-play fighting game for two players. each player drafts a party of FOOD FIGHT!ers, then they face off in combat. THE DRAFT: each player opens a food delivery app of their choice. each roll a d10 four times. ROLL 1: choosing a category from the home page on the home page of your app, go as many categories down as you’ve rolled, ignoring non-food stores and grocery stores. ROLL 2: choosing a restaurant from the category within your category, choose the restaurant that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled. ROLL 3: choosing a menu section in the restaurant from the scroll-across menu in the restaurant, choose the section that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled. if the number is bigger than the amount of options, either reroll or loop back to the start of the menu until you’ve finished counting. ROLL 4: choosing a meal within the section, choose the meal that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled. if the number is bigger than the amount of options, either reroll or loop back to the start of the section until you’ve finished counting. when you’ve landed on a meal, break it down into its components. each component will become a member of your party. a party has 5 members in total— if your meal has too many components, choose your 5 favorites; too few, reroll rolls 3 and 4 until you have 5 members. Lily ends up on a spicy chicken sandwich from a fast food place. The components of the sandwich are spicy pepper sauce, pickles, a chicken filet, and a potato roll. They need one more thing to round out their party, so they reroll menu section and meal. They land on a fish sandwich, so they just choose the fish filet. Dove lands on a Caribbean restaurant. He initially lands on beef patties, so he rerolls menu section and meal until he additionally gets fried dumplings, rice & peas, fried codfish, and brown stew chicken, giving him a full party. GIVE THEM LIFE: identify the food group for each member of each player’s party. if a member could reasonably be in multiple food groups, they can be in multiple. FOOD GROUPS: carbs: strong against veggies veggies: strong against sweets sweets: strong against meat meat: strong against dairy dairy: strong against fruits fruits: strong against carbs then, choose classes for each member of each player’s party. each member gets one class. CLASSES: rogue: strong against mage mage: strong against fighter fighter: strong against rogue finally, give each member of your party a name, preferably on theme with the type of food they are. be sure to write names, food groups, and classes somewhere where both players can see. Lily’s party consists of Rika, a spicy pepper sauce vegetable rogue; Vinny, a pickle vegetable mage; Junior, a chicken filet meat/carbs fighter; Tate, a potato roll carbs fighter; and Marlin, a fish filet meat/carbs rogue. Dove’s party consists of Trisha, a beef patty meat/carbs fighter; Kned, a fried dumpling carbs mage; Sidney, a rice & peas veggie/carbs rogue; Guppy, a fried codfish meat/carbs fighter; and Stewart, a brown stew chicken veggie/meat mage. THE FIGHT: one player declares heads or tails, then flips a coin. if that player called it, they go first. if not, the other player goes first. every member of each player’s party has 25 Macros each. the player that goes first chooses a member of their party to attack a member of the other party. the attacking player rolls a d10, then adds any applicable strengths (each strength adds +1 to your damage). take the final number. the attacked member loses that number of Macros. a member goes down when they hit 0 Macros. Dove goes first. Trisha attacks Rika. He rolls a 3. Carbs are strong against veggies, and fighters are strong against rogues, so a total of 5 Macros are lost. Rika is now at 20 Macros. Lily goes next. Vinny attacks Guppy. They roll a 9. Mages are strong against fighters, so a total of 10 Macros are lost. Guppy is now at 15 Macros. there are 7 rounds, each player taking 1 turn per round. at the end of 7 rounds, the player with the most members still standing wins. if no members have gone down yet, keep playing until one does. happy FOOD FIGHT!ing!
September 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
have i posted yet about how sad i am that the default poster for macchef is different now. the terrible poster is PART OF IT
letterboxd recent activity war of the worlds (2025): one star, review chris fleming showpig: liked, rewatch, review cloverfield: four stars, review macbeth (2005) aka macchef: five stars, rewatch, review
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
do you like #Dimension20? do you like ttrpgs that aren't dnd? come join D20 BUT ALSO 3: TOKYO DRIFT, a collection of ttrpg playbooks/short original games for the d20 zine jam! open to game designers and artists! info in thread ⬇️
DIMENSION 20 [logo on a black sticker] but also... 3: [birthday candle and a colon made of 2d6] TOKYO DRIFT [a cropped screenshot of the tokyo drift movie poster, "taped" in]
July 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
you get to a point
Evil, scary, and creepy baby names
May 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
recent pictures of my son
picture of my tuxedo cat stella. she’s close to the camera and looking at it vacantly stella loafing on my bed. she’s very small stella sitting politely and staring at me stella laying down with her front paws crossed fancystyle
May 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
polygon :(
azealia banks “Are you ready to die Claire?” meme edited to say “Are you ready to die vox media and valnet”
May 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
ball game published via zine club
girl who is going to be okay meme edited to say “finch edmund fan who is ‘going to be okay’”
April 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
good morning everyone
screenshot of imessage bee: had a dream where finch and i were at a con and trying to play a game with jeff and viditya but the elevator in the convention center/maybe a hotel (that just looked like my apartment building) took a propaganda detour and suddenly we were in dc getting told pro trump propaganda by a man in a clown costume with sharp ass nails. and i kept checking my phone and it had messages in a gc from vidi that were just like “i love playing basketball” good morning finch: HELP??????
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
text message from finch: [us asking for crit award noms in the style of hillary clinton] pokemon trading card game pocket to the polls
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
how our highest ever run ended last night
SOUPLORD (amy) at 10:31pm: 872 :imageremovebgpreview: (aneurin) at 11:00pm: 872 aneurin: AN OBSTACLE has appeared in what looked like the clear home stretch to 1000! aneurin has taken AN EDIBLE [siren emoji] [caution sign emoji] ro nguyen (jemy): Omg boss battle moment aneurin: [emoji of a little smiling dog in hell] aneurin cackles mischeviously aneurin: i feel like im loading a gun every time i eject a number judas: myfriend i have some bad news for you
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
happy birthday!!! i really love how small this thang (paedophryne amauensis) is
picture of a paedophryne amauensis, a teeny tiny frog. the frog is sitting on a dime, and is maybe 1/4 the size of it
March 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
did anyone else get this scary ass cursed evil haunted wigglytuff card in their first shining revelry pack
wigglytuff card from pokémon tcg pocket. the art is a little too realistic and really unsettling. it has a vacant expression and huge eyes
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
These are results for what is the most romantic polyhedral dice Search instead for what is the most romantic polyhedral die
March 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
i lived
mirror selfie of me bee alexander
March 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
my triagency mug chipped while i was out of the house a few weeks ago and i just fucked up her surgery. did you know krazy glue starts to dry really really quickly
a triangle agency mug with a small piece that’s been poorly reattached
March 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
please.... i'm a good person...... why is this happening.........
bethany @unsleepingcity: so who is gonna tell bee artie (uni era) @coffeeartificer: what happened bethany: well you see [still from promotional video for prime's the boys teasing jensen ackles, jared padalecki, and misha collins being in the next season. it's just the top of jarpad's face]
February 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
can finally post images again here’s stella
my tuxedo cat stella sitting with one back foot up in the air. she is staring off into space
February 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
my original plans for tonight were watching the muppet movie 1979 twice. i’m still doing this but
message in discord channel “movie night” from “mr big cheese” (bee) that says “accidentally got invested in the super bowl”
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
idk if i’m cooking. i’m like rapidly stirring boiling water and going wow smells great
screenshot from severance. needlepoint that says: I was blind till you gave me Vision I was languid till you gave me Verve I was simple till you gave me Wit I was peevish till you gave me Cheer I was vain till you gave me Humility I was cruel till you gave me Benevolence I was gawkish till you gave me Nimbleness I was false till you gave me Probity I was dim till you gave me Wiles I was Me till you gave me You
February 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
do you care her
my black cat luna licking her lips. the whole image is blurry
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
beealexander.bsky.social
finally got my id renewed. he’s all growed up (i look pretty much the same)
two id pictures of bee alexander, the one on the left taken at 16, the one on the right taken at 21
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
[visibly ill] i don't even care dude
bee alexander: seren and i just played a game of metalepsis where the protag was a character in a game of sleepaway. we all have to [LIVE] bee alexander: what if you were being puppeted by someone who wanted to love you but couldn't bring herself to. would that be fucked up or what seren: LITERALLY IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT “did you love him?” “so much.” “you didnt love me.” “i wanted to.” FOREVER
January 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
beealexander.bsky.social
my stomach hurt
page from webcomic "what happens next." the character vikki looks directly at the viewer and says "here's the vikki escamilla guarantee: i am never going to kill myself."
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM