If I’m going to take health advice from a former heroin addict I want my advice from Keith Richards.

Ours seems to have improved massively over the last year. Response times are improving, and have been brilliant with recent medical events. I must add, so has our local hospital. Follow up appointments have been made by the GP quickly after discharge from hospital.

Ahhh, wrong type of face mask. I initially assumed/hoped they were encouraging mask use to protect against covid.

My 21 year old does this. I am embarrassed to be seen out with him. I constantly look at them in disgust. Sliders are bad enough, but the socks.... OMG

So it's the sausage eaters that are committing crime, not the Muslims.

Weymouth beach has a couple of borrow boxes of beach toys. Wonderful way to recycle the beach toys.

My friend was there. He was only a foetus, but he stood by his claim that he saw Jimi Hendrix.

Have we rejoined the EU? When did that happen? If so, great news.

Congratulations

I use dictate on word and then run it through co-pilot. The AI mostly corrects the poor interpretation of what I have said, even when I read what word has picked up and thought wtf .

My son's school used payment cards. Either the parents added money to it, or it had the free school meal value put on it. There was no difference at the canteen and it was all done online.

I was getting confused by the date, but this explains it. This is his second very poor comment (I can't call it a joke). Words escape me.

Love seeing the wind turbines in Gran Canaria. Such an impressive sight.

Signed.

I need that memory wiper from men in black.

The government release stated that there would be no change to our food safety standards.