Becky Selengut
@beckyselengut.bsky.social
Seattle-based chef, author of Misunderstood Vegetables, humorist; she/they; queer af
www.beckyselengut.com
www.beckyselengut.com
It’s oil your wooden kitchen tools try not to think about the world day, celebrated every March 29th.
March 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s oil your wooden kitchen tools try not to think about the world day, celebrated every March 29th.
Just a typical convo with my wife.
March 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just a typical convo with my wife.
Life imitating art. Also is it obvious we are obsessed with our pets? Also now that we’ve all gone mad, the pets they don’t judge.
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Life imitating art. Also is it obvious we are obsessed with our pets? Also now that we’ve all gone mad, the pets they don’t judge.
R. E. S. I. S. T.
February 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
R. E. S. I. S. T.
Apparently (according to fashionistas) dark eye circles are “in” because looking like you actually got punched in the face, and not just symbolically by your country, echoes the zeitgeist of the people.
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Apparently (according to fashionistas) dark eye circles are “in” because looking like you actually got punched in the face, and not just symbolically by your country, echoes the zeitgeist of the people.
MethCat esta noche.
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
MethCat esta noche.
Today’s methcat pic
January 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Today’s methcat pic
Also look at its butthole. I can’t even with the pure beauty.
January 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also look at its butthole. I can’t even with the pure beauty.
Maybe you need to see it closer
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Maybe you need to see it closer
TRIGGER WARNING: BIG BUGS BLARGHHHHHH
Goddamn roach bigger than my face just ran out at me. All I can say is thank god Michener writes big books.
Goddamn roach bigger than my face just ran out at me. All I can say is thank god Michener writes big books.
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
TRIGGER WARNING: BIG BUGS BLARGHHHHHH
Goddamn roach bigger than my face just ran out at me. All I can say is thank god Michener writes big books.
Goddamn roach bigger than my face just ran out at me. All I can say is thank god Michener writes big books.
C’mon Duolingo
December 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
C’mon Duolingo
Join me on the Washington Coast at Seabrook Jan 11 for this free tasting, talk and book signing.
December 29, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Join me on the Washington Coast at Seabrook Jan 11 for this free tasting, talk and book signing.
I’m not sure what is so silly about my MILs cat Gidget in this pic but her boots were made for walkin.
December 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I’m not sure what is so silly about my MILs cat Gidget in this pic but her boots were made for walkin.
Good morning! Anyone want to play me in chess?
December 21, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Good morning! Anyone want to play me in chess?
Satan get behind me.
December 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Satan get behind me.
I am pleased to nominate Musk’s left testicle as Ambassador to WTF-astan
December 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I am pleased to nominate Musk’s left testicle as Ambassador to WTF-astan
Might be my favorite review of Misunderstood Vegetables.
December 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Might be my favorite review of Misunderstood Vegetables.
Layered up and going in the walk-in to rest up for tomorrow’s bake. The one in the cast iron pan is for the crew.
December 15, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Layered up and going in the walk-in to rest up for tomorrow’s bake. The one in the cast iron pan is for the crew.
Next step: gf bechamel with bob’s 1-1 flour
December 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Next step: gf bechamel with bob’s 1-1 flour