Valentine’s Day at a dive bar in a West End town. No madmen around running down underground here. Just kick ass music.

Just watched Gladiator 2, where the orange-haired tyrant named a capuchin monkey as his First Consul. Too soon, Gladiator, too soon.

Like Buffy in Season 6, Episode 12, Doublemeat Palace, I worked at a fast food burger joint for a few days in college. Only, the secret ingredient was the chili was made from leftover burgers.

“When life gives you lemons, you gotta go out and steal apples cause who the f**k wants lemons?!” - Debra in ‘Better,’ from Kimberly Akimbo