So I know I’m getting old, but is she famous or popular? I’ve never heard that name.

Just for throwback sake…”but her emails!”

For awhile after reading The Dead Zone I thought “yeah he’s a time traveler playing it cool and things are gonna work out.” Then there was an attempt. And another. There was no fall from grace. Now we have ::gestures vaguely:: all of this. I’ll take my cozy delusion back, please.

Ah yes, let’s allow armed gunmen hunting children into our schools and see how it impacts our already traumatized youth. It just keeps getting dumber and they just keep lowering their moral threshold to defend it.

What is it if you post and old tiktok that’s made up of old vines?

I’m happy that the last video I was able to load was a “Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you” edit.