“you’re lucky your bf lets you have an onlyfans” you’re lucky your hot gf subsidizes your entrepreneur cosplay

once a guy told me his worst boss ever founded a failed tv network for dementia patients. what kind of programming aired on the alzheimers network

hate when you say something perfectly fucking valid and people exchange ‘The Look’ right in front of your face

God was showing his fetish when he made me

came on here to politicspost but instead i’m gonna say that pump up the jam is an all time workout song

i’m so horribly lonely. please don’t come too close, i’ll yell

Simone Biles places 1st in first gymnastics competition in two years

the law is against possession of psilocybes, your honor, not getting on all fours and ripping shrooms straight out of the dirt like a deer

support your local library: have your bones ground into the cement of its foundation

I finally repotted the little fairy washboard to give to @becchae.bsky.social

IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU ITS LIL MAMA AND AVRIL LAVIGNE (REMIX)

“you are forbidden from death, o man. the length of your longing will be the strength of its glory. he who lives long and desires death much is ever the king among kings.”

she’s the blueprint

friends, if you ever need a safe place to dissappear for a bit after doing some antifascist stuff irl,,,,i will help you. reach out

i don't wanna post abt this much, but just know i am serious about this and live my life in direct opposition of nazi bullshit. you are not alone

if a man talks to me in a way i find somewhat unpleasant he should legally be forced to give me like $200

firing off a couple bsky exclusives from an ill-fated house party. round 2 tonight!

welcome 2 the pollinator zone

disaster july