Step 1: Gather several friends with niche kitchen interests

Step 2: Designate each weird friend with a weird kitchen gadget.

Step 3: T R A D E

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That’s why you split it in half from side to side. He eats the left side’s toppings and lettuce, she eats the right.

Or you mix everything together so there’s less difference between top and bottom.

Or you put it in the middle so you can both access it simultaneously.

There are options.

Hi, petition to do more photo shoots this year pls

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 😉