Even stranger that the cows used to be depicted as like Adbusters-flavored eco-terrorists. I imagine the freak fundie execs at Chick-fil-A were amused by the light parody of political figures they almost certainly regard as completely ridiculous and impotent.

Best thing to do in that situation is uncover the truth. Before time runs out, of course.

Highly likely. It's not at all like The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, stylistically speaking.

Her rubbery face would go concave like when thumbs press into a doll's head.