Beav
@beaver1224.bsky.social
Not much to tell. Just a guy with some pretty amazing friends. 20-year vet of the USAF. 50-something husband & father. And now, student & actor.
He/Him/His
He/Him/His
Mike Johnson is not aware of the President's remarks. He spends every non-working moment in a sensory deprivation tank experiencing only his son's porn consumption.
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mike Johnson is not aware of the President's remarks. He spends every non-working moment in a sensory deprivation tank experiencing only his son's porn consumption.
Good thing we turned down the violent rhetoric
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Good thing we turned down the violent rhetoric
Congratulations, Dr. Turner!
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Congratulations, Dr. Turner!
"Mr. President, Sir, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Mr. President, Sir, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
The policy literally dubbed "Obamacare" would like a word.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The policy literally dubbed "Obamacare" would like a word.
Because banks are just lining up to lend hundreds of thousands of dollars to a woman with two kids who waded across the Rio Grande with nothing but what she could carry.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Because banks are just lining up to lend hundreds of thousands of dollars to a woman with two kids who waded across the Rio Grande with nothing but what she could carry.
That dude clearly makes lovin fun
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
That dude clearly makes lovin fun
I mean, do you know where I can score some Crystal Pepsi?
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I mean, do you know where I can score some Crystal Pepsi?
If you accept the premise that there is a God that is good and a Devil that is evil, the inevitable conclusion is that evangelical Christianity is a creation of the latter.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you accept the premise that there is a God that is good and a Devil that is evil, the inevitable conclusion is that evangelical Christianity is a creation of the latter.
Was this piece written by my sister's worst ex-boyfriend, who lasted maybe a day after saying "y'all read?!?"
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Was this piece written by my sister's worst ex-boyfriend, who lasted maybe a day after saying "y'all read?!?"
There were like 5 opportunities to just stop going back up. I'm yelling at my screen!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There were like 5 opportunities to just stop going back up. I'm yelling at my screen!
It's absurd! I feel happy for fucking STRANGERS' successes. I can't fathom not celebrating the success of someone I love enough to spend my life with.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's absurd! I feel happy for fucking STRANGERS' successes. I can't fathom not celebrating the success of someone I love enough to spend my life with.
If your religion ISN'T like that, what good is it anyway?
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If your religion ISN'T like that, what good is it anyway?
Well, the flu shot is a thing. Why SHOULDN'T the Trump administration screw it up?
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Well, the flu shot is a thing. Why SHOULDN'T the Trump administration screw it up?
But he mistook her for an angel when he was a kid, so it balances out
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
But he mistook her for an angel when he was a kid, so it balances out
Didn't even push the red button to summon a diet coke for the guy.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Didn't even push the red button to summon a diet coke for the guy.
What, are we gonna move to phrenology now?
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What, are we gonna move to phrenology now?
This could be us but you playin
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This could be us but you playin
It's like the 1950s...or Alabama
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's like the 1950s...or Alabama
I'm not the slightest bit religious, but that's just beautiful.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm not the slightest bit religious, but that's just beautiful.
As a Virginian, I have never seen sample ballots generated in an odd-year. But they're tucking them on doors this year.
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As a Virginian, I have never seen sample ballots generated in an odd-year. But they're tucking them on doors this year.
What good is a legislator who doesn't know what's going on around him?
Silly question, I know.
Silly question, I know.
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What good is a legislator who doesn't know what's going on around him?
Silly question, I know.
Silly question, I know.
"With our vehicle as a reference frame, she not only moved her vehicle sideways, but the entire Earth with it, to ram the front of our vehicle."
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"With our vehicle as a reference frame, she not only moved her vehicle sideways, but the entire Earth with it, to ram the front of our vehicle."