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podcast, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, etc. All of them, so that no one could miss it. And it should be a simple announcement from a spokesperson. Hell, let Chuck Schumer do it. With all the Dems behind him.

The 90 second script should read as such:

“In the past six weeks, 2/2
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Prepare yourselves for some dire football.
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It’s not. Not anymore.
September 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Roy Cohn 101 for Dumpty’s McFucknuts, gaslit delusion for his disciples.

Never trust anyone who can’t admit they’re wrong, even when the evidence is overwhelming.
August 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“If we can’t be free, at least we can be cheap.” ~ F Zappa
August 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise.
July 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dumpty is too much of a chickenshit to shoot himself.
June 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just more proof these fuckers are stuck in the past.
June 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
After all that screeching about pedos and grooming?

Yeah, that tracks.

Fuck the Empire.
June 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nazis can go kick rocks. No amount of money changes that.
June 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Again, they think everyone is as shitty as themselves.
June 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kent frickin Tekulve.
May 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So, government propaganda.

They really just don’t get it.
May 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So much winning….
May 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Again: one of these reporters needs to tell him to fuck right off. Christ, someone grow a pair.

Give me the credential for the day, I’d love to do it.
May 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We’re not being fucking invaded.
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For half of our citizens, there’s no amount of maths you can show them that will convince them of how they’re getting ripped off by our healthcare system.

And bribery is legal.
May 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’ve seen it thirty times. And I laugh every single time.
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Still at the “concepts of a plan” phase.
April 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM