In case you’re wondering how my day is going, I burned my hand on an exploding toaster and tripped over a vintage Juicy Couture Dreamer bag that fell off my purse shelf. Monday is Monday-ing 😂😭🤦🏽‍♀️

No better way to celebrate April Fools Day than with emergency dental surgery - what fun! 😂😭☠️

Started the day with a fabulous brunch in Hollywood and am now ending it by housing an Arby’s Beef n’ Cheddar in a parked Hyundai.

I’m already tired.

Baby girl and I spent the first day of the year cuddling, eating snacks, and having tea parties. Here’s to more days like this in 2025 and beyond 💖

I told myself I was going to have a lazy day in my PJs. Apparently, in my realm, that means cleaning two aquariums, assembling children’s toys brought by Santa, and making a lasagna for dinner. While still in my PJs.

“Trading Places” and “The Ref” are highly underrated holiday classics.

Are food groups a thing during Christmas break? Because all I’ve had today is leftover rolls from Christmas Eve dinner, coffee, and a ham and cheese Hot Pocket on a napkin.

I’m sick in bed and my child who is also sick is freaking out because she thinks her hair is haunted. Happy holidays, everyone! 😂🤧😭

The little one and I are sick, so a rainy night under the covers with popcorn and Home Alone 2 it is 🌧️🤧🍿

This $10 rhinestone strap from Target made my camo Marc Jacobs Mini look super snazzy 😍🎄✨

Can confirm 🤣

Watching mom talk to a picture of my little brother on what would have been his 38th birthday is absolutely heartbreaking 💔

People have been people-ing a little too hard on my other social feeds lately, so I’m happy I have a new place to hide. Hi, new friends! 🤗