This app is a breeding ground for the most insufferable, self-congratulatory assholes—people so devoid of self-awareness they don’t realize they are the fucking problem. The same handful of clowns hyping each other up in an endless loop of mediocrity

Serene detachment is truly the classiest way to manage your karma while casually plotting someone else's

Christmas parties...

She said I was like dynamite. She was right. Now let's go blow some shit up!

Upon further inspection, there was indeed something wrong with Mike's legs.

I identify as a crow 🐦‍⬛