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i invented stylized misery [this is a blog]
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It’s ok to change your mind when you realize you were wrong.
July 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
onion rings but it goes to voicemail
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
May 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs
May 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
1 more class and im done with ballet forever someone shoot me deown
May 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
me today in ballet when i forgot my ballet shoes
it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it
April 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
need to start using this more often instead of replying to bait
April 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i like ballet class because for one hour of my life i can be good
April 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
April 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
false hologram niece begging for air credits
March 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
March 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires sadly they need to put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
March 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
alright buddy we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
they should invent a me that can do things
March 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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going to start putting these up in areas with higher percentages of teslas
Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ppl who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something
March 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
March 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If i hear “i’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.
March 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it
my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
March 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
March 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool
March 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM