me: so have all these tests figured out what's causing that one symptom??
doctor: no sry girl idk what that's abt tbh. anyway u have hashimoto's
doctor: no sry girl idk what that's abt tbh. anyway u have hashimoto's
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
me: so have all these tests figured out what's causing that one symptom??
doctor: no sry girl idk what that's abt tbh. anyway u have hashimoto's
doctor: no sry girl idk what that's abt tbh. anyway u have hashimoto's
when you’re trying to break your fever but there is a big dog in the centre of the bed with you who is only giving you 10% of the mattress and is trying to reshape your spine into a parenthesis
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
when you’re trying to break your fever but there is a big dog in the centre of the bed with you who is only giving you 10% of the mattress and is trying to reshape your spine into a parenthesis
she did a big yawn but i said “big stretch” i’ve let the team down
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
she did a big yawn but i said “big stretch” i’ve let the team down
i love my ceiling fan but i’ve actually had to turn it off bc it’s so cold ??
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i love my ceiling fan but i’ve actually had to turn it off bc it’s so cold ??
second last sleep here before i can go homeee
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
second last sleep here before i can go homeee
me: alright let’s watch this show, see what it’s like!
new show, almost immediately: here, have some mpreg
new show, almost immediately: here, have some mpreg
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
me: alright let’s watch this show, see what it’s like!
new show, almost immediately: here, have some mpreg
new show, almost immediately: here, have some mpreg
apparently when i signed up to be a dog mum for a week, i also signed up to be hydrogarden mum and lawn care mum
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
apparently when i signed up to be a dog mum for a week, i also signed up to be hydrogarden mum and lawn care mum
decided my next project will be cleaning/painting/sealing the bathroom grout 🤪 watch me get tired very fast
October 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
decided my next project will be cleaning/painting/sealing the bathroom grout 🤪 watch me get tired very fast
me: well, i did it! i finally went and asked for sleeping pills even though they scare me because the more herbal stuff i’ve been trying isn’t working. maybe this will help!
[takes the tablet]
[has sleep paralysis and a sensation that i am plummeting off a skyscraper within 30 mins]
me: oh. oh no
[takes the tablet]
[has sleep paralysis and a sensation that i am plummeting off a skyscraper within 30 mins]
me: oh. oh no
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
me: well, i did it! i finally went and asked for sleeping pills even though they scare me because the more herbal stuff i’ve been trying isn’t working. maybe this will help!
[takes the tablet]
[has sleep paralysis and a sensation that i am plummeting off a skyscraper within 30 mins]
me: oh. oh no
[takes the tablet]
[has sleep paralysis and a sensation that i am plummeting off a skyscraper within 30 mins]
me: oh. oh no
i have to get up sooo early tomorrow fuuuck (it’s good though!!) (i get to help assemble an ikea desk and rearrange furniture!! 🥰)
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i have to get up sooo early tomorrow fuuuck (it’s good though!!) (i get to help assemble an ikea desk and rearrange furniture!! 🥰)
accidentally ignored a book i started for 4 months so now we’re gonna try and finish it
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
accidentally ignored a book i started for 4 months so now we’re gonna try and finish it
gonna try and cook something new in 50 mins so time to sit here nervously for 50 mins until i can cook it (would cook it now but it’s too early)
September 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
gonna try and cook something new in 50 mins so time to sit here nervously for 50 mins until i can cook it (would cook it now but it’s too early)
found a mix cd i made when i was like 10. it’s a bunch of random popular songs then BOOM here’s 5 imogen heap songs. then it goes back to some other songs and right at the end, BOOM. you thought you’d escaped imogen heap. no. she’s back
August 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
found a mix cd i made when i was like 10. it’s a bunch of random popular songs then BOOM here’s 5 imogen heap songs. then it goes back to some other songs and right at the end, BOOM. you thought you’d escaped imogen heap. no. she’s back
i thought i was done selling things for my family but things keep popping up that need to Go
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i thought i was done selling things for my family but things keep popping up that need to Go
had a shower and now i am comfy cozy on the lounge with me blanket and me pillow
August 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
had a shower and now i am comfy cozy on the lounge with me blanket and me pillow
if someone asks me one more time where i am located when it’s listed 3 times on the listing i swear….
August 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
if someone asks me one more time where i am located when it’s listed 3 times on the listing i swear….
“when can you come get it”
“tomorrow”
work with me here, dude, i need more words and details. gimme a time
“tomorrow”
work with me here, dude, i need more words and details. gimme a time
August 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“when can you come get it”
“tomorrow”
work with me here, dude, i need more words and details. gimme a time
“tomorrow”
work with me here, dude, i need more words and details. gimme a time
our kitchen is being redone and i keep losing track of where we put things 😭 i can’t wait until it’s done
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
our kitchen is being redone and i keep losing track of where we put things 😭 i can’t wait until it’s done
if i don’t wake up to a job interview call tomorrow i will be very sad
July 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
if i don’t wake up to a job interview call tomorrow i will be very sad
new glasses have felt weird for 2 days now. i am hoping when i wake up and put them on they will Not feel weird
June 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
new glasses have felt weird for 2 days now. i am hoping when i wake up and put them on they will Not feel weird
me: it’s been hours but i think i am finally falling asleep. i think i can do it.
brain:
me:
brain:
me:
brain: bill and ben the flowerpot men
me: i’m gonna kick your Ass
brain:
me:
brain:
me:
brain: bill and ben the flowerpot men
me: i’m gonna kick your Ass
June 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
me: it’s been hours but i think i am finally falling asleep. i think i can do it.
brain:
me:
brain:
me:
brain: bill and ben the flowerpot men
me: i’m gonna kick your Ass
brain:
me:
brain:
me:
brain: bill and ben the flowerpot men
me: i’m gonna kick your Ass
having someone teach me how to put contacts in just to see how they feel and having to spend 30 mins doing it bc my brain does not want them in
June 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
having someone teach me how to put contacts in just to see how they feel and having to spend 30 mins doing it bc my brain does not want them in
when you’re just trying to tell your parents you bought new glasses and that you’re excited for them but then your dad interrupts you to say YOU should get LASER EYE SURGERY and you’re like uhhh idk, but he is still very much trying to talk you into getting laser eye surgery
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
when you’re just trying to tell your parents you bought new glasses and that you’re excited for them but then your dad interrupts you to say YOU should get LASER EYE SURGERY and you’re like uhhh idk, but he is still very much trying to talk you into getting laser eye surgery
nothing takes me out of a tv show/movie more than someone saying “hold me”
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
nothing takes me out of a tv show/movie more than someone saying “hold me”
continuing the mortifying ordeal of trying to find a job that sparks some kind of something bc my current one is still not doing that
June 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
continuing the mortifying ordeal of trying to find a job that sparks some kind of something bc my current one is still not doing that