Ugh, I’m feeling very Britney 1999 but I need to feel Britney 2000; although I may just Britney 2007 and call it a day

I wonder… since now you can venmo the US to help get out of debt… how much have Facist Chester’s uncle Bzos and untie Zuk-aburg have donated to their nephews’ lil start-up 🤔🤔

To whom it may concern: If as an employer, you have someone apply via a hiring site, just to then tell them they will now have to go to their site and re-apply, you can bet I will sleep on the streets another night.

Which one is a better floating device….. Thoughts or Prayers??
Asking for a friend in Texas.

Voy para hair port

God damn, that Boone dude is ugly AF, I still don’t understand wtf people see (or hear, for that matter) in him….

My friend and I were talking about Green Cards when they suddenly said “yeah, just because they got a White Card from South Africa”… and I firmly believe we should all adopt that term as official. 👌🏾

“Fernando, that doesn’t count” - Peni Parker

If I’m working on a holiday and you have an appt, and you tell me to postpone it until my last available minute that day; you can bet your ass i will magically only be working a half shift that day. Said half shift also ends 2hr before your latest available time