Foreskin or Feet which one you putting your tongue on first?

My old boss pulled me into the office to find out why I was taking so long on delivery times.

I tried explaining it to him but he couldn't take his eyes off my bulge. Finally I gave up pretending and gave him what I knew he needed.

Got one hell of a bonus that year.

Breeding daddys turning them into fathers

@rodskaggig.bsky.social knows what I want when I get home.
Cigar, whiskey, hole.

Today I learned I have the power to turn men Canadian

Sometimes you gotta enjoy a cigar by a river and just exist for a bit.

Heat wave may be over but always stay thirsty

Multipurpose 😈

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