The Life of a Showgirl

broccoli is the coldest vegetable

rip One Tree Hill, you would’ve loved Benson Boone

how many women out there will never know that their husband is the type that puts his phone/drink on top of the urinal? heartbreaking and scary

broke: the “Lana will sing at the inauguration” rumor

woke: my “Kamala Harris is the first voice you hear on Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd” rumor

bloating, unadulterated bloating

younger me dreamt of seeing someone that looks like me on the big screen.

thank you, Alien: Romulus

Wicked was such a gay romp, loved every second. also, that poor makeup team, tasked with convincing us that Cynthia Erivo is hideous