Pres Lump is basically North Korea, the guy.
December 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pres Lump is basically North Korea, the guy.
Ironically, if any country needed a "regime change"...
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ironically, if any country needed a "regime change"...
One step ahead makes you a child. Two steps ahead doesn't make you a genius; it makes you one step ahead of a child.
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One step ahead makes you a child. Two steps ahead doesn't make you a genius; it makes you one step ahead of a child.
At what point will eMpTyG come out?
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
At what point will eMpTyG come out?
Pres Lump insinuated this while talking to Zelensky. When we're at war, nothing else matters. Your inalienable rights just died, because the people in charge can't do their jobs.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Pres Lump insinuated this while talking to Zelensky. When we're at war, nothing else matters. Your inalienable rights just died, because the people in charge can't do their jobs.
The only reason Orange Julius pardoned the J6 rioters was so he and the grifters he also pardoned would have easy targets.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The only reason Orange Julius pardoned the J6 rioters was so he and the grifters he also pardoned would have easy targets.
You didn't ask for this. Perfect album: Toni Childs- Union.
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
You didn't ask for this. Perfect album: Toni Childs- Union.
It was all just a misunderstanding. Presidents Lump said he would be tough on Crimea; not crime.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It was all just a misunderstanding. Presidents Lump said he would be tough on Crimea; not crime.
Orange Julius has a presidency based solely on getting a cut of everything, despite contributing nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Orange Julius has a presidency based solely on getting a cut of everything, despite contributing nothing.
Maybe Venezuela has WMDs; have you tried that one yet?
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maybe Venezuela has WMDs; have you tried that one yet?
Mike Johnson is why christians go to hell.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Mike Johnson is why christians go to hell.
Damn, christianity was surely the longest con.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Damn, christianity was surely the longest con.
Who knew the anti-christ would be a christian?
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who knew the anti-christ would be a christian?
Dear Pope Leo, can you start the excommunications already?
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dear Pope Leo, can you start the excommunications already?
I miss the days of raw umber and burnt siena
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I miss the days of raw umber and burnt siena
Orange Julius deserves the nobel prize for proving that things don't exist if you can't see them; aka the Peek-a-boo conjecture.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Orange Julius deserves the nobel prize for proving that things don't exist if you can't see them; aka the Peek-a-boo conjecture.
Republicans are the only ones who will insist that "impotent Ignoramuses" is preferable to nazi.
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Republicans are the only ones who will insist that "impotent Ignoramuses" is preferable to nazi.
I've always wondered: does wealth turn you into a spineless bitch, or do you become wealthy by being a spineless bitch.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I've always wondered: does wealth turn you into a spineless bitch, or do you become wealthy by being a spineless bitch.
republicans: What Hippocrates actually meant to say was...
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
republicans: What Hippocrates actually meant to say was...
Bondi sounds like she has Stockholm syndrome
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bondi sounds like she has Stockholm syndrome
Really thought we'd see more of a demand for sprockets and cogs by this point in time. I did not invest wisely.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Really thought we'd see more of a demand for sprockets and cogs by this point in time. I did not invest wisely.
Pigseth urging the US military to commit war crimes against US citizens: if he had gotten thunderous applause he would have given a nazi salute and let the holocaust begin. Meanwhile, republicans in congress continue to look the other way.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Pigseth urging the US military to commit war crimes against US citizens: if he had gotten thunderous applause he would have given a nazi salute and let the holocaust begin. Meanwhile, republicans in congress continue to look the other way.
The republican message seems to be, consistently, "If I didn't see it, then it's not happening."
Average 6-year-old, with fingers in his ears: "Lalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalal."
Same energy.
Average 6-year-old, with fingers in his ears: "Lalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalal."
Same energy.
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The republican message seems to be, consistently, "If I didn't see it, then it's not happening."
Average 6-year-old, with fingers in his ears: "Lalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalal."
Same energy.
Average 6-year-old, with fingers in his ears: "Lalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalal."
Same energy.
If you admit you have always been racist, sexist, for pedophilia, against science, for pandemic destruction, against living wages, for genocide, against anyone but the rich having basic rights and freedoms, then I'll concede you're not in a cult.
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If you admit you have always been racist, sexist, for pedophilia, against science, for pandemic destruction, against living wages, for genocide, against anyone but the rich having basic rights and freedoms, then I'll concede you're not in a cult.
When you make anti-fascism against the law, you admit the law is fascism. Next election: any vote against the current administration is anti-fascist and illegal.
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you make anti-fascism against the law, you admit the law is fascism. Next election: any vote against the current administration is anti-fascist and illegal.