"Help me, Obi-Wan Carney; you're my only hope."

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Mark Carney to Jon Stewart : "We can be friends, Jon. Friends with benefits.."

Trump responding to a reporter's question of concessions he would like to receive from Canada during oval office meeting with PM Carney : "Friendship"

Oh, Canada. We did good. We did real good.

Frig right off, please. No one here wants to see this crap in their feeds. Thanks.

Absolutely not. Stand up for yourselves. That said - Would be willing to help Hawaiians out with their billionaire problem and wouldn't turn Puerto Rico away if they were seeking democratic rights, public Healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc..

Bring back the avro arrow.

Canadian brewery, Moosehead, released a crate of 1461 beers to get through the term.. its called the "presidential pack". We're all set up here. Haha! Our greatest export always was Canadian humour. :)

Loyalists.

All CBC content will be more than worth your time. It's our public broadcaster. :) I'm really glad to hear that Americans are tuning in.

Come on back! A bit of canadian advice : avoid airbnb. Their founder has joined doge and the BC gov't in particular has been fighting it out with them for years now. Don't buy American made products if you come across them and be willing to tag dicks on cybertrucks if the opportunity arises. Elbows!

So many incredible and hilarious honourary "Heritage Minutes" being generated these days. Elbows all the way up.

Start buying blue, America. Empower blue economies and become the alternative in identity politics that red voters will soon be seeking. #buyblue

This is exactly what Canadians are hoping to inspire in Americans. Stand up for yourselves, get productive, unite, retaliate and apply strategic pressure. Get angry and harness that shit.

Haha! Great minds ... ;)

I've never been a particularly patriotic person .. but holy crap, I love us so much right now, guys! Elbows up!