Beatnuki
@beatnuki.bsky.social
Black and red writer and cybersecurity bloke.
Twitch streaming starts in earnest this week! Nervous yet excited!
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Twitch streaming starts in earnest this week! Nervous yet excited!
Discworld is great at simulating what talking to old English people is actually like.
www.twitch.tv/beatnuki/cli...
www.twitch.tv/beatnuki/cli...
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Discworld is great at simulating what talking to old English people is actually like.
www.twitch.tv/beatnuki/cli...
www.twitch.tv/beatnuki/cli...
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Presented without comment.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Presented without comment.
Omg why is everyone such a nag
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Omg why is everyone such a nag
As ever, PlayStation wrap-up barely works, but it's nice seeing "done with Sony's shit" quantified into a statistics roundup that spends half its time advertising to you.
Spent most of this year playing co-op with my nephew!
Spent most of this year playing co-op with my nephew!
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
As ever, PlayStation wrap-up barely works, but it's nice seeing "done with Sony's shit" quantified into a statistics roundup that spends half its time advertising to you.
Spent most of this year playing co-op with my nephew!
Spent most of this year playing co-op with my nephew!
Sometimes, by happy accident, Google's godless blend of ads and links to "cyarntent" produces something truly special.
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes, by happy accident, Google's godless blend of ads and links to "cyarntent" produces something truly special.
More games need to give you the option to call yourself a cockney putdown.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
More games need to give you the option to call yourself a cockney putdown.
Could've fucking fooled me
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Could've fucking fooled me
Linux is so user-hostile Gemini CLI actually complains about having to use it *despite being installed on it and being incapable of emotions*.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Linux is so user-hostile Gemini CLI actually complains about having to use it *despite being installed on it and being incapable of emotions*.
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm happy but how the hell did I get these because I get fuck all done on Intigriti
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm happy but how the hell did I get these because I get fuck all done on Intigriti
This is my favourite dialogue choice, such as it is, out of any video game.
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is my favourite dialogue choice, such as it is, out of any video game.
Playing the PSN version of Deus Ex.
I like naming game characters after their popular culture impact.
I like naming game characters after their popular culture impact.
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Playing the PSN version of Deus Ex.
I like naming game characters after their popular culture impact.
I like naming game characters after their popular culture impact.
I've become One Of Those People.
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've become One Of Those People.
I utterly love this game to bits but I categorically will not be doing that.
I had vividly sour memories of the Punies going into the remake from back in my my GCN teen days and, it turns out, 20 years of not seeing these little gits still wasn't long enough!
I had vividly sour memories of the Punies going into the remake from back in my my GCN teen days and, it turns out, 20 years of not seeing these little gits still wasn't long enough!
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I utterly love this game to bits but I categorically will not be doing that.
I had vividly sour memories of the Punies going into the remake from back in my my GCN teen days and, it turns out, 20 years of not seeing these little gits still wasn't long enough!
I had vividly sour memories of the Punies going into the remake from back in my my GCN teen days and, it turns out, 20 years of not seeing these little gits still wasn't long enough!
Play games to escape realitaaaaaaargh shit.
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Play games to escape realitaaaaaaargh shit.
No telly allowed, dog has decided.
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
No telly allowed, dog has decided.
Has anyone else played so many games in one lifetime they've run out of ideas for protagonist names, so just resort to calling them whatever they most recently ate?
...Or am I just a peckish lil player guy?
...Or am I just a peckish lil player guy?
November 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Has anyone else played so many games in one lifetime they've run out of ideas for protagonist names, so just resort to calling them whatever they most recently ate?
...Or am I just a peckish lil player guy?
...Or am I just a peckish lil player guy?
Debut post? Debut post. Here's a doodle cluster from back when I doodled.
November 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Debut post? Debut post. Here's a doodle cluster from back when I doodled.