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Edited version of original poster for Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, with “on Zombie Island” blacked out and replaced with “and the House of the Dead.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Fun fact: in addition to being the best animated Scooby film ever made, Zombie Island is also be best House of the Dead movie ever made. 💀
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Hang this in Bolsonaro’s prison cell, so he can wake up to it every morning.
A female Brazilian news reporter with a very cheeky expression, after she’s just confirmed that Bolsonaro is being legally held accountable for the coup he incited.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I guess it’s “Scooby-Tuesday,” on account of me being on a bit of a binge lately. Here’s some old art of the Great Dane solving the mystery of if he could fit his fat dick inside a small coywolf.
🖼️ by www.furaffinity.net/user/asmartist
#Rule34 #Feral #Furry #Art #NSFW #Scooby-Doo #Sex #Gay
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I swear, RFK Jr. is just Conway the Contaminationist from that one episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog. A filthy, diseased old man with a revolting lifestyle, who insists said lifestyle is the secret to “living longer and living better!”
Conway the Contaminationist, from Courage the Cowardly Dog, looking very nasty and unhealthy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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🖼️ by @ed.dog
Feral version of my coywolf sona, standing on his hind legs in a public bathroom, flushing a urinal, and saying “Hey, look! A waterfall machine!”
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Never been a fan of regular Monster, but this hard stuff is pretty good. 🍻
Can of Hard Monster, called “The Beast.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Destroy on sight.
Automatic license plate reader, that tracks your driving and allows law enforcement to use data collected as “probable cause,” to pull you over for “suspicious driving patterns.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I’ve been seeing a lot of people perplexed by how many non-white ICE thugs they’ve seen. People don’t understand how someone can turn against their own people so easily, and I feel like my favorite monologue from the show, Atlanta really explains it well…
White's not a real thing, you know? There's no scientific basis for it, people just "become white." It's social... White is where you are, it's WHEN you are. Armenians are white as hell, today. When they dammed the Chattahoochee, some refused to leave... they thought they were "safe." They... paid to be white. With enough blood and money, anyone can be white. It's always been that way. But the thing about being white is, it blinds you. It's easy to see the black man as "cursed" because you've separated yourself from him. But you don't know... you're enslaved just like him. Cold, whiteness. You're hypothermic. You lose logic. You see the blood, and you think someone else is bleeding. Everyone is screaming at you to "turn the machine off!" But you can't hear them... you can't even hear yourself, saying, "we're cursed, too... WE'RE CURSED TOO!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Just wanted to congratulate Megyn “R. Kelly” on the new nickname. I hope it lasts. #Woodchipper
An extremely unflattering photo of noted, bleached blonde, conservative media cunt #45, Megyn Kelly. She looks incredibly unhinged and upset over something probably not actually that big a deal.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Conservatives whenever someone anonymously exercises their first amendment rights by posting jokes about them, or accuses their pedophilic leaders of the sexual misconduct they obviously committed.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Made homemade lasagna for the first time. I think it turned out pretty good. 😋
#Food #PuppyChow
Piece of lasagna in a bowl, with two breadsticks on either side, and a side salad in a second bowl next to it. A glass of lemonade sits behind them.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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If you don’t heed the shirt, I’m afraid I can’t be held responsible for any furniture of yours I may chew up, if you invite me over. 😈
Picture of the black and red football jersey I’m wearing, with the team name “BADDOGS” and the number 99 on it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Dads across America: “How the hell are we supposed to compete with THAT?!”

The “that” in question:
Picture of Bandit Heeler doin’ the dance.
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Popper Burgers and fries tonight. What’s a “Popper Burger,” you ask? A burger with jalapeño poppers chopped up and mixed in the meat. 😋
#Food #PuppyChow
Burger on a blue plate, with a squirt of ketchup next to some fries.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Me, in 2026, enjoying the weather outside while the bodies of ICE Gestapo thugs swing from the lampposts in the breeze. 😌
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Yeah, that sounds about right… 🥲
Highlights Show All State of Mind: Moments Your unpleasant moments over the past four weeks were related to money 100% of the time. 100% Moments Associated with Money
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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“Embrace the suck?” Man, even the military ads can’t hide the fact that they’re viewed in such a negative light. 😁
Reddit screenshot of an ad for the Navy. NAVY u/AmericasNavy Official • Promoted ... There's no reason this school year can't be better than the last. Cut the excuses and level up your discipline, because this time, you can crush the school year like a SEAL. 1/5 The picture displays a group of Navy officers with their backs to the camera, with the phrase EMBRACE THE SUCK superimposed over them.
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Anyone recognize this Gestapo fuck, seen in this video pointing his weapon at a pregnant woman driving a car? www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...
#MeltICE #ProsecuteICE #AbolishICE
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Reminder that the Nazis and their sociopathic children, who are currently ruining the world, have names and addresses.

Source: www.newsweek.com/full-list-yo...
Full List of Young Republicans Involved in Offensive Chats • Bobby Walker - New York • Peter Giunta - New York • Joe Maligno - New York • Alex Dwyer - Kansas • William Hendrix - Kansas • Annie Kaykaty - New York • Luke Mosiman - Arizona • Samuel Douglass - Vermont • Brianna Douglass - Vermont
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Everybody @ Bill Burr and the other stand up comedy sellouts who performed in Riyadh.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Finally officially joined the @realbaddogs.bsky.social gang!
#Pup #HumanPup #PupPlay #PuppyPlay #SFW #Clean
October 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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First day of the con and I already injured myself. Pretty sure it’s worse than it is, but I know I’m going to have a massive bruise in the morning.
My left hand with a thumb brace on it.
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Authoritarians, when a real comedian actually speaks truth to power.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Boy, that speech sure inspired a lot of “badass masculine confidence,” didn’t it?
#HighNote #PeteKegsbreath #DUIHire
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM