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🔞🏳️‍🌈32 | #FurryWriter | #Pup | Property of @garohbear.bsky.social | Coolest fucking loser you'll ever meet in your life | I write horny stories about dads. | Will accept horny DMs from grey muzzles. 😉
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November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fun fact: in addition to being the best animated Scooby film ever made, Zombie Island is also be best House of the Dead movie ever made. 💀
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hang this in Bolsonaro’s prison cell, so he can wake up to it every morning.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I guess it’s “Scooby-Tuesday,” on account of me being on a bit of a binge lately. Here’s some old art of the Great Dane solving the mystery of if he could fit his fat dick inside a small coywolf.
🖼️ by www.furaffinity.net/user/asmartist
#Rule34 #Feral #Furry #Art #NSFW #Scooby-Doo #Sex #Gay
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I swear, RFK Jr. is just Conway the Contaminationist from that one episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog. A filthy, diseased old man with a revolting lifestyle, who insists said lifestyle is the secret to “living longer and living better!”
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
🖼️ by @ed.dog
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Never been a fan of regular Monster, but this hard stuff is pretty good. 🍻
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Destroy on sight.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’ve been seeing a lot of people perplexed by how many non-white ICE thugs they’ve seen. People don’t understand how someone can turn against their own people so easily, and I feel like my favorite monologue from the show, Atlanta really explains it well…
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just wanted to congratulate Megyn “R. Kelly” on the new nickname. I hope it lasts. #Woodchipper
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Conservatives whenever someone anonymously exercises their first amendment rights by posting jokes about them, or accuses their pedophilic leaders of the sexual misconduct they obviously committed.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Made homemade lasagna for the first time. I think it turned out pretty good. 😋
#Food #PuppyChow
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you don’t heed the shirt, I’m afraid I can’t be held responsible for any furniture of yours I may chew up, if you invite me over. 😈
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dads across America: “How the hell are we supposed to compete with THAT?!”

The “that” in question:
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Popper Burgers and fries tonight. What’s a “Popper Burger,” you ask? A burger with jalapeño poppers chopped up and mixed in the meat. 😋
#Food #PuppyChow
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me, in 2026, enjoying the weather outside while the bodies of ICE Gestapo thugs swing from the lampposts in the breeze. 😌
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right… 🥲
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Embrace the suck?” Man, even the military ads can’t hide the fact that they’re viewed in such a negative light. 😁
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Anyone recognize this Gestapo fuck, seen in this video pointing his weapon at a pregnant woman driving a car? www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...
#MeltICE #ProsecuteICE #AbolishICE
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reminder that the Nazis and their sociopathic children, who are currently ruining the world, have names and addresses.

Source: www.newsweek.com/full-list-yo...
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Everybody @ Bill Burr and the other stand up comedy sellouts who performed in Riyadh.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
October 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
First day of the con and I already injured myself. Pretty sure it’s worse than it is, but I know I’m going to have a massive bruise in the morning.
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Authoritarians, when a real comedian actually speaks truth to power.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Boy, that speech sure inspired a lot of “badass masculine confidence,” didn’t it?
#HighNote #PeteKegsbreath #DUIHire
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM