BeatenDownBrian
@beatendownbrian.bsky.social
Poster of random things that make me happy and or chuckle. Mostly video games, my dog, my farm, video gamez, animals, old cars, and other shite.
This is why farmers get mad when people don't close the gates they open.
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is why farmers get mad when people don't close the gates they open.
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
Saw this Cyrisler listed, and had flashbacks to doing these shitty Bentley "conversions." They weren't even close. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Saw this Cyrisler listed, and had flashbacks to doing these shitty Bentley "conversions." They weren't even close. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Fair play to yer man that named these a Nine Hole Bar. Nailed it tbf.
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fair play to yer man that named these a Nine Hole Bar. Nailed it tbf.
New shoes, new glasses, new hat, and a bit of bling, all in one week.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
New shoes, new glasses, new hat, and a bit of bling, all in one week.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I presume he's gonna grow into these eyebrows? 😂
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I presume he's gonna grow into these eyebrows? 😂
Calves enjoying some treats.
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Calves enjoying some treats.
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Don't know where they're going, but I want in.
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Don't know where they're going, but I want in.
Pov: You're a farmer, playing Oblivion as a mage. Running around with a magic wand, talking to cat people, but then you see round bales during medieval times and think "Bullshit! No way they had that tech."
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pov: You're a farmer, playing Oblivion as a mage. Running around with a magic wand, talking to cat people, but then you see round bales during medieval times and think "Bullshit! No way they had that tech."
Long before there were grass tedders, farmers used Riverdance to spread out the grass.
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Long before there were grass tedders, farmers used Riverdance to spread out the grass.
This video is not actually sped up. It's just that Macklemore came on the radio. 🤷
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This video is not actually sped up. It's just that Macklemore came on the radio. 🤷
I've never seen calves less excited about getting out to grass for the first time.
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
July 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've never seen calves less excited about getting out to grass for the first time.
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
Bonus vid of Ollie bringing in the young calves because he's the best boy.
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Bonus vid of Ollie bringing in the young calves because he's the best boy.
Marshmallow harvest is in full swing. Light and fluffy me arse. 😄
July 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Marshmallow harvest is in full swing. Light and fluffy me arse. 😄
What servicing a 100 year old oven looks like.
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What servicing a 100 year old oven looks like.
This guy can recognize, sort, and move 3 bullocks out of a herd of cows, but can't recognize he's thirsty without a reminder. 😂
June 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This guy can recognize, sort, and move 3 bullocks out of a herd of cows, but can't recognize he's thirsty without a reminder. 😂
Every morning and evening, this robin comes and steals one flake.
I put some on the ground and nope, ignores it, so I know he's doing it purely for the thrill.
I put some on the ground and nope, ignores it, so I know he's doing it purely for the thrill.
June 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Every morning and evening, this robin comes and steals one flake.
I put some on the ground and nope, ignores it, so I know he's doing it purely for the thrill.
I put some on the ground and nope, ignores it, so I know he's doing it purely for the thrill.
Suddenly feeling better about my attempts at online dating.
June 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Suddenly feeling better about my attempts at online dating.
Nintendo, put him in. He's ready!
June 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nintendo, put him in. He's ready!
Big ups to Nintendo for making sure Cow got her Switch 2.
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Big ups to Nintendo for making sure Cow got her Switch 2.
Ah yeah! Switch 3 is in, 1 is out!
June 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ah yeah! Switch 3 is in, 1 is out!
The summer evening vibes have arrived.
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The summer evening vibes have arrived.
She's a busy lady, and will have her breakfast on the moove.
May 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
She's a busy lady, and will have her breakfast on the moove.
I love how the entire Irish countryside just smells like freshly cut grass at this time of year.
It's like someone set up a giant Game Scent, but, ya know, pleasant.
It's like someone set up a giant Game Scent, but, ya know, pleasant.
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I love how the entire Irish countryside just smells like freshly cut grass at this time of year.
It's like someone set up a giant Game Scent, but, ya know, pleasant.
It's like someone set up a giant Game Scent, but, ya know, pleasant.
I cleaned this gateway last Tuesday. 😮💨
May 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I cleaned this gateway last Tuesday. 😮💨