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chefclub video where they shove cheese block into turkey with one winged angel playing | 23 | he/him | 🔞 no minors

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oh i have a guy just like this
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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the walls in level 9 of battletoads is all water and you can swim in it if you manage to get into the walls
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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good morning i'm pretty sure i already said it but i need to fuck him
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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testing something out
#beatoc #art
moto reading a newspaper on a longue chair in his abstract blue-tinted penthouse, looking as if he is a cel placed on an animation background
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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girlypop 👄💄
#beatoc #sketch
chibi moto in a skirt, bow, fishnets, and slippers
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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glen kennedy about to get fired by steven spielberg for rolling the worst-looking tiny toons episodes of the season
I use it all the time, it's a sickness. I love going (finger pointing up)
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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naomi/wile e: it's almost time to put the turkey in the pot of boiling oil kami/daffy: I should be allowed to trap my mutuals in a maze with no exit
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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aye laddy
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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watching new matt rose video and got jumpscared by That GUy
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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did anyone else play scrandle tonight
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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yeah i'm not even gonna try to polish this one up tbh #beatoc #sketch
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
#beatoc #sketch
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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creator did storyboards for sip animation's diabolik series early in his career and miraculous theme composer alain garcia also did the theme for iznogoud. there's probably a lot more i'm missing but i do know jeremy zag said some nice things about + took some money from haim saban
Thomas Astruc credited for storyboards on Diabolik: Track of the Panther
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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oh it's that thing everyone always said about the test footage where it was like "damn this show would've been good if it ended up at toei animation" so now it's time to see if that is actually the case or that was all cope
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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me when my twink finishes too early
sometimes you DON'T EXPECT the SQUIRT!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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whole song obscure cartoon reference is the rare ac/dc banger makes you think
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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idk why but i remembered the time i watched One (1) episode of totally spies
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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gauss: damn that's crazy he moved for ass and became the ass. you are what you eat.......
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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this
bsky.app/profile/mako...
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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(2/2)

#beatoc #sketch
For what seems like weeks, they travel aimlessly in search of the Gem, evading death at every turn. (Moto has escaped the maws of a giant carnivorous plant. Gotcha has fooled a cyclops into eating dynamite painted like chocolate to save them from being cooked on an electric stove. Sharon has slain a two-headed bird that grows two more with each beheading.) After much strife, they find the Outdoor Gem in the clutches of a giant anglerfish siren (♂️). Siren: You want this little gen, don't you? Moto: Babe, I want a little love from you. Gotcha: Wait, no. (A twinkish figure has emerged from the water and Moto is immediately in horny mode. As if realizing the gem isn't worth it if this is who is guarding it, Sharon and Gotcha are stunned) If Moto knew a thing oe two about anglerfish, he'd know this rendezvous would absorb his body into the siren. (And that is exactly what happened. He progressively is reduced into a little flesh bud with glasses and hair) However, with nowhere to place the gem while attending to his new testicle, the siren puts it on the ship. Gotcha: Floor it. Sharon: Aye. He could not have anticipated they'd simply leave Moto for dead (or eternal life, so to speak). Gotcha, lying back in a chair at his office desk (complete with nametag), in front of a view of the sea: "So, that's how a young interplanetary immigrant boy got control of a seafood cannery. Now, what were you saying about expansion?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Moto and the Quest to See Food Profits (1/2)

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Moto finds himself looking for Acquisitions Done Dirt Cheap in the paoer in hopes of finding a failing corpo to build his mighty empire-to-be! (Moto is in a chair, hunched over, reading The Busy Nessie with a headline of "Teste down 69%" and an ad on the back encouraging people to drink cum from the sperm bank) But the real surprise comes when he catches wind of a famous seafood magnate giving away their assets... for free! [SUCCESSFUL SEAFOOD CANNERY UP FOR GRABS -- See details at ~~~~~~~~] Taking his son Gotcha with him, he approaches Sharon Shanty, CEO of the Wet Willy cannery. "[belllch] I'm thinkin' of hangin' up me captain's coat. But I'll only give me cannery to someone who can prove therself!" (Sharon is a big apewoman wearing a bandana and a coat. A bit of her chest is showing with some extra hair poking out. She's clearly drunk with ecstasy.) Moto is the first man to say yes to the long journeg to find the elusive Outdoor Gem. It could quite literally be anywhere. All anyone knows about its location is that it's "outside" somewhere. (The three of them have embarked a ship)
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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you should invent a hammer with a camera in it
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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part 2
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM