Beast of Exmoor
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Themz who think I'm a myth are either townies or don't live round these parts.
In my more serious moments, physicist, author and aspiring musician
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In my more serious moments, physicist, author and aspiring musician
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RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/115797262571350840
Yep. Absolutely right. Same here. I mean, I do tend to bite their bleddy heads off, but I certainly make a nice solid 'brrupanh' noise first
Yep. Absolutely right. Same here. I mean, I do tend to bite their bleddy heads off, but I certainly make a nice solid 'brrupanh' noise first
One of the greatest joys in life is touching a cat's bottom when they aren't expecting it and not looking at you ... then they make the little "brrupanh?" surprised noise.
If you have the chance to hear that noise you should go for it.
If you have the chance to hear that noise you should go for it.
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/115797262571350840
Yep. Absolutely right. Same here. I mean, I do tend to bite their bleddy heads off, but I certainly make a nice solid 'brrupanh' noise first
Yep. Absolutely right. Same here. I mean, I do tend to bite their bleddy heads off, but I certainly make a nice solid 'brrupanh' noise first
RE: https://flipboard.com/@itvnews/itv-news-im7uoakfz/-/a--kzUt2X2RcasM2q6tSZl7A%3Aa%3A3980387611-%2F0
Two places at once it would seem
Two places at once it would seem
flipboard.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
RE: https://flipboard.com/@itvnews/itv-news-im7uoakfz/-/a--kzUt2X2RcasM2q6tSZl7A%3Aa%3A3980387611-%2F0
Two places at once it would seem
Two places at once it would seem
RE: https://flipboard.com/@bbcnews/top-stories-hc55lmo2z/-/a-EyFoUWpjSPSp7mymqreqdg%3Aa%3A3199692-%2F0
'ang on. What? Eh?
'ang on. What? Eh?
flipboard.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have a medical question re flu pandemic. The current wisdom is to wear a good quality mask if you're exhibiting symptoms to protect others. Why not wear a mask to protect yourself from others? Ie why is it not reciprocal?
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have a medical question re flu pandemic. The current wisdom is to wear a good quality mask if you're exhibiting symptoms to protect others. Why not wear a mask to protect yourself from others? Ie why is it not reciprocal?
Sorry. It's not funny.... But it is. Courtesy #privateeye
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Sorry. It's not funny.... But it is. Courtesy #privateeye
Made me giggle. Courtesy Threads
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Made me giggle. Courtesy Threads
I mean, if there was any justice in the world, they'd make 'feeling the cold' a notifiable disability
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mean, if there was any justice in the world, they'd make 'feeling the cold' a notifiable disability
The #bbc have made a handful of cockups that they have handled appallingly over an extended period of time. But neither they, nor the country, deserve what is coming to them.
If you are as depressed as I am about this whole multi-level fiascos, the only sane thing to do is put your hand in your […]
If you are as depressed as I am about this whole multi-level fiascos, the only sane thing to do is put your hand in your […]
Original post on mastodon.online
mastodon.online
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The #bbc have made a handful of cockups that they have handled appallingly over an extended period of time. But neither they, nor the country, deserve what is coming to them.
If you are as depressed as I am about this whole multi-level fiascos, the only sane thing to do is put your hand in your […]
If you are as depressed as I am about this whole multi-level fiascos, the only sane thing to do is put your hand in your […]
https://mstdn.social/@kibcol1049/115384502989895526
"No, Mr President. Covert means you mustn't.... Oh never mind"
"No, Mr President. Covert means you mustn't.... Oh never mind"
Col (@kibcol1049@mstdn.social)
Donald Trump says he has authorised the CIA to conduct covert operations inside Venezuela, in an escalation of his administration’s pressure on the dictatorship of Nicolás Maduro. Following five recent US attacks on suspected drug-trafficking boats in the Caribbean, Trump said: “We are certainly looking at land now.”
mstdn.social
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
https://mstdn.social/@kibcol1049/115384502989895526
"No, Mr President. Covert means you mustn't.... Oh never mind"
"No, Mr President. Covert means you mustn't.... Oh never mind"
Oh 'eck. Got all excited for a mo there
October 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh 'eck. Got all excited for a mo there
Chris Hand (@chrishthebeard) on Threads
Credit to whoever made this. 🫡
www.threads.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've been sitting here for half an hour reading and watching the pigeons on the roof opposite. There were 3 to start with and they are gradually collecting. Tiz like being in the plot of #hitchcock 'sThe Birds
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I've been sitting here for half an hour reading and watching the pigeons on the roof opposite. There were 3 to start with and they are gradually collecting. Tiz like being in the plot of #hitchcock 'sThe Birds
Love this one (courtesy of xkcd - obv)
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Love this one (courtesy of xkcd - obv)
Overheard in Exeter Barclays Bank:
'Hello. I'd like a loan please'
'Thank you, Sir. Is it for a house extension? New car perhaps?'
'No. I've just parked my car in the Guildhall Car Park and .... '
'Say no more, Sir. A common mistake. Was it just the hour? Will £1000 cover it?'
.....
'Hello. I'd like a loan please'
'Thank you, Sir. Is it for a house extension? New car perhaps?'
'No. I've just parked my car in the Guildhall Car Park and .... '
'Say no more, Sir. A common mistake. Was it just the hour? Will £1000 cover it?'
.....
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Overheard in Exeter Barclays Bank:
'Hello. I'd like a loan please'
'Thank you, Sir. Is it for a house extension? New car perhaps?'
'No. I've just parked my car in the Guildhall Car Park and .... '
'Say no more, Sir. A common mistake. Was it just the hour? Will £1000 cover it?'
.....
'Hello. I'd like a loan please'
'Thank you, Sir. Is it for a house extension? New car perhaps?'
'No. I've just parked my car in the Guildhall Car Park and .... '
'Say no more, Sir. A common mistake. Was it just the hour? Will £1000 cover it?'
.....
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The highest bridge in the world, the Huajian Grand Canyon Bridge in Guizhou, has opened in China
It was built in less than 4 years and stands 625 meters above the Beipan River.
The bridge is 2890 meters long and has reduced the time to cross the gorge from 2 […]
[Original post on mstdn.social]
It was built in less than 4 years and stands 625 meters above the Beipan River.
The bridge is 2890 meters long and has reduced the time to cross the gorge from 2 […]
[Original post on mstdn.social]
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The highest bridge in the world, the Huajian Grand Canyon Bridge in Guizhou, has opened in China
It was built in less than 4 years and stands 625 meters above the Beipan River.
The bridge is 2890 meters long and has reduced the time to cross the gorge from 2 […]
[Original post on mstdn.social]
It was built in less than 4 years and stands 625 meters above the Beipan River.
The bridge is 2890 meters long and has reduced the time to cross the gorge from 2 […]
[Original post on mstdn.social]
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a cucumber as much as the next man, but tiz 'hardly oral sex, izee
https://www.threads.com/@encyclopedia_of_science/post/DPPsgfKk0fS?xmt=AQF0dNuA6Q1IPDHiUPBVATCXFb1RGWENsNPcZ4Vv6T2iEw&slof=1
https://www.threads.com/@encyclopedia_of_science/post/DPPsgfKk0fS?xmt=AQF0dNuA6Q1IPDHiUPBVATCXFb1RGWENsNPcZ4Vv6T2iEw&slof=1
Encyclopedia Science (@encyclopedia_of_science) on Threads
Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer
www.threads.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a cucumber as much as the next man, but tiz 'hardly oral sex, izee
https://www.threads.com/@encyclopedia_of_science/post/DPPsgfKk0fS?xmt=AQF0dNuA6Q1IPDHiUPBVATCXFb1RGWENsNPcZ4Vv6T2iEw&slof=1
https://www.threads.com/@encyclopedia_of_science/post/DPPsgfKk0fS?xmt=AQF0dNuA6Q1IPDHiUPBVATCXFb1RGWENsNPcZ4Vv6T2iEw&slof=1
I mean, to be honest, #trump ought to try living in #dulverton, #devon. None of the #escalators have ever worked there
September 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I mean, to be honest, #trump ought to try living in #dulverton, #devon. None of the #escalators have ever worked there
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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It is WILD that we now live in a time where my job as an astrophysics professor has gone from "learn cool things about space" to "try to get someone to hold billionaires accountable for dropping shit on us from orbit"
September 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It is WILD that we now live in a time where my job as an astrophysics professor has gone from "learn cool things about space" to "try to get someone to hold billionaires accountable for dropping shit on us from orbit"