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the beast with five fingers ✍️
@beastliness.bsky.social
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reviews remain very positive
Discord screenshot. Aeschylus-stan-account: AHHHHHHH! HE’S SO CUUUUTE! I ADORE HIM! He’s a cutie pie, in that he’s cute and built to be sliced open.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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when I can reliably reproduce this effect in the hearts of all who see him, I'll know that I have successfully depicted the charcter
Discord screenshot. Dr. Acula: No offense but he's kind of a cutie pie. Looking kind of edible like a truffle of some sort.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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underhanded means
Digital art. Cropped sketch. Two clasped hands.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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trying to steal your soul through the screen 👁️
Digital art. Line drawing in shades of blue. One piercing eye with rays and spirals radiating outward from it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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• Beastly
• they/them
• disembodied hand
• sign up to read A COMPANION IN VICE → stjohnstarling.substack.com/p/a-companio...

(also on tumblr → www.tumblr.com/beastliness)
Digital art. A disembodied hand holding a pen. Saying “Hi!”
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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stray fragments
Digital art. Cropped sketch of a man’s face in profile. Digital art. Cropped sketch. A mouth with full, parted lips.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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have I ever mentioned that I like distinctive noses?
Digital art. Very rough sketch of a man’s face in profile. Nose has begun to be outlined in detail.
September 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ANGELUS
Digital art. A weary angel reclining on a bed of clouds. His features are sweet and sensual-looking. His overall appearance is reminiscent of ripe fruit. Long curls falling in a luxuriant manner down his back and all around his head and shoulders. Heavy-lidded eyes and full, parted lips. All in white, black and gold. The same image again. Cropped to focus on the head and shoulders.
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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nose study (+ snails)
Digital sketch. A man's face in profile; his expression is sharp and intense. A strong, prominent nose; long and subtly curved at the bridge. Nostrils are slightly flared, giving the face a suggestion of power and anger. A sensual mouth; full, parted lips. The same nose is drawn three more times, each tilted and angled slightly differently. Trails of blue lines curl over the page in the wakes of two blue snails.
July 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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the longest, most soul-crushingly wretched-sounding meow you can imagine
Simple doodle person. Unimaginably sad, tired, and overall wretched-looking. Has cat ears and is saying "meow."
June 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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WRITHING BODIES
Digital art. A page of sketches. Anatomical studies of six human torsos and five slugs.
June 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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saturday night plans: become more deranged 💚
Discord screenshot. Person 1: how are you doing this fine Saturday? Person 2: I'm so crazy. I've become utterly deranged. but let's not worry about that right now. Person 1: seems as good as Saturday activity as any other.
May 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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average @stjohnstarling.bsky.social text message
Screenshot of text message. woo we got the priest slasher.
May 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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HOW DO I RENAME A LAYER
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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…and 🦇 SNACULA 🦇
Digital art. Blue snail on a purple background with Dracula accessories.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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⚡️ FRANKENSNAIL ⚡️
Digital art. Green snail on a purple background with Frankenstein accessories.
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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SWAN TIME
Swan at sunset. Same swan again.
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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like this ⬇️
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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ok, I've never been a mad scientist's lab assistant before — can anyone tell me if this is normal?
January 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I just can't get over the way they've embraced being "the bathroom-obsessed party"
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) is using publicity from her legislation to prevent transgender women from using women’s restroom facilities in federal buildings to sell merchandise to her followers on the social platform X. Mace in a post on X is advertising T-shirts for $35. The post shows a photo of Mace next to T-shirts with the words “come and take it” below a picture of a women’s bathroom sign. On the back it reads “Mace for Congress.”
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Patricia my terrifying skeleton snail wishes you all the best!
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE JILLI 🦇🦇🦇
Digital drawing of a purple bat dressed to party. Text: HAPPY BDAY!
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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PASSIONS 🌸
May 27, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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I turn my pockets inside out and these scatter everywhere (priest property of @stjohnstarling.bsky.social)
May 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM