Archer x Archer
@bearwolfswallows.bsky.social
Alt account I use more than my sfw 🤷
Scorpio ⬆️, Leo ☀️, Pisces 🌙
35, He/Him, BLM, Free Palestine! Support trans people or get out! Also there's cock here, so keep it moving. Single and ready to be assimilated into your polycule 🔞🏳️🌈🐻🐺
Scorpio ⬆️, Leo ☀️, Pisces 🌙
35, He/Him, BLM, Free Palestine! Support trans people or get out! Also there's cock here, so keep it moving. Single and ready to be assimilated into your polycule 🔞🏳️🌈🐻🐺
My childhood in Gamecube
September 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My childhood in Gamecube
Lucky I woke up for the Nintendo direct
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lucky I woke up for the Nintendo direct
Bilingual and bisexual icon, Guy for the next Dissidia, make it happen 📣
September 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Bilingual and bisexual icon, Guy for the next Dissidia, make it happen 📣
Morning babes, I'm grabbing us coffee. How do you like it, again? 😘
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Morning babes, I'm grabbing us coffee. How do you like it, again? 😘
Me at work, convincing someone sign up for a credit card
August 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me at work, convincing someone sign up for a credit card
Person: "Hi! How are you? :)"
Me: I'm fine. Truly blessed to be working full time, nights and weekends, early mornings after late nights, sometimes 8 days in a row. I'm amazing, I'm so grateful, it's amazing to be here. Would you like to open a rewards account and save 10% off your purchase today?
Me: I'm fine. Truly blessed to be working full time, nights and weekends, early mornings after late nights, sometimes 8 days in a row. I'm amazing, I'm so grateful, it's amazing to be here. Would you like to open a rewards account and save 10% off your purchase today?
August 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Person: "Hi! How are you? :)"
Me: I'm fine. Truly blessed to be working full time, nights and weekends, early mornings after late nights, sometimes 8 days in a row. I'm amazing, I'm so grateful, it's amazing to be here. Would you like to open a rewards account and save 10% off your purchase today?
Me: I'm fine. Truly blessed to be working full time, nights and weekends, early mornings after late nights, sometimes 8 days in a row. I'm amazing, I'm so grateful, it's amazing to be here. Would you like to open a rewards account and save 10% off your purchase today?
I can say this now 🎂
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I can say this now 🎂
Whoops I barely slept.. Was too busy in an anxious cycle of tossing and turning and jerking it so I can finally sleep, only to repeat the cycle for four hours. But you know, you can't sleep through your alarm if you don't sleep, so who's really winning here? The answer is nobody. Nobody is winning.
August 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Whoops I barely slept.. Was too busy in an anxious cycle of tossing and turning and jerking it so I can finally sleep, only to repeat the cycle for four hours. But you know, you can't sleep through your alarm if you don't sleep, so who's really winning here? The answer is nobody. Nobody is winning.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in August.
August 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in August.
Um actually, The Fantastic Four: First Steps gets bumped down to a B- because they removed the scene of Reed showing Ben how to suck his own dick 😩
July 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Um actually, The Fantastic Four: First Steps gets bumped down to a B- because they removed the scene of Reed showing Ben how to suck his own dick 😩
It's Friday, I owe you some cock 🫨
July 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's Friday, I owe you some cock 🫨
Oh wow, this person's hot! I can't wait to masturbate to their pics and videos.
Oh nvm, they're a faceless reupload account and have no original content of their own. No sources, no alt text, no "I don't own any of these pics, DM me if you want it taken down"
Oh nvm, they're a faceless reupload account and have no original content of their own. No sources, no alt text, no "I don't own any of these pics, DM me if you want it taken down"
July 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh wow, this person's hot! I can't wait to masturbate to their pics and videos.
Oh nvm, they're a faceless reupload account and have no original content of their own. No sources, no alt text, no "I don't own any of these pics, DM me if you want it taken down"
Oh nvm, they're a faceless reupload account and have no original content of their own. No sources, no alt text, no "I don't own any of these pics, DM me if you want it taken down"
I got Submissive Breeder too, which isn't inaccurate, but I consider myself vers
June 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I got Submissive Breeder too, which isn't inaccurate, but I consider myself vers
Dropping this hump day pic before work 🥴
September 18, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Dropping this hump day pic before work 🥴
Trying to take a video of myself cumming while my roommate streams on Twitch in the other room
September 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Trying to take a video of myself cumming while my roommate streams on Twitch in the other room
Realizing I'm in my mid thirties and I still don't identify as "daddy"
August 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Realizing I'm in my mid thirties and I still don't identify as "daddy"
Repost with a photo of your favorite villain
August 7, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Repost with a photo of your favorite villain
If you see this, post something blue 💙
It's also national underwear day, apparently
It's also national underwear day, apparently
August 5, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If you see this, post something blue 💙
It's also national underwear day, apparently
It's also national underwear day, apparently
I don't know why there's been a high demand for Hello Kitty Halloween blankets, but we've had a lot of phone calls about it, and people literally waiting hours for the truck shipment, hoping we have them. IDK, but they're $50 online and $15 in store
August 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I don't know why there's been a high demand for Hello Kitty Halloween blankets, but we've had a lot of phone calls about it, and people literally waiting hours for the truck shipment, hoping we have them. IDK, but they're $50 online and $15 in store
This would've been a short movie
July 31, 2024 at 2:00 PM
This would've been a short movie
Yes and no, I have just one auntie I'm okay with, who's not like her brothers and sisters... But she was also emotionally vulnerable after my mom died, and coerced to go along with their ploys. At this point, I have no reason to ever go back to San Diego :/
July 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Yes and no, I have just one auntie I'm okay with, who's not like her brothers and sisters... But she was also emotionally vulnerable after my mom died, and coerced to go along with their ploys. At this point, I have no reason to ever go back to San Diego :/
"They stole our lemon tree!"
July 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
"They stole our lemon tree!"
Welp. You can take the boy outta Cali, but you can't take the Cali outta the boy 🤷
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
July 6, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Welp. You can take the boy outta Cali, but you can't take the Cali outta the boy 🤷
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
High heat advisory? Maybe we need to drop our clothes, and our hump day pics. IDK, boss, what do you think?
July 3, 2024 at 9:45 PM
High heat advisory? Maybe we need to drop our clothes, and our hump day pics. IDK, boss, what do you think?
Lisa Kudrow voice: Well, I got it! ✌️
July 3, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Lisa Kudrow voice: Well, I got it! ✌️