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Shannon Ware
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The campaign for Real Time.
An old woman I met in the forest gave me this apple. Isn't it pretty. But here you eat it. 🍎
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I stood alone on the balcony, drinking a *single, manly, beer*.
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Ignore the chatbot behind the curtain!

@FatherPhi says he will cancel his OpenAI ChatGPT Pro subscription if the AI does not count every number from 0 to 100. Guess how far it gets, after three days of trying?

youtube.com/shorts/HfAFH...
Day 3…cancelling my subscription to make #ChatGPT count to 100
YouTube video by FatherPhi
youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Me: What single word best describes human civilization.

Gemini: Based on the complex, evolving and interconnected nature of human development the one word that best describes human civilization is *Progress* ... Other strong contenders are Culture, Society, or Complexity

Claude: I'd say *fragile*.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 AM
It's an AI agent thang, you wouldn't understand

No sooner does the dawn of AI agents break, then the reality that "the token burn is real" dawn as well. Sure, you can get your agent to order milk in the morning, but it will cost you upward of $18 in token spend

blog.cloudflare.com/markdown-for...
Introducing Markdown for Agents
The way content is discovered online is shifting, from traditional search engines to AI agents that need structured data from a Web built for humans. It’s time to consider not just human visitors, but...
blog.cloudflare.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If it is human, it will not necessarily be rational, neither will it be without contradiction, nor will it be internally or logically consistent. But what it will be, on average, is able to outpace death.
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
My man: "Resistance is Character Forming".
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"Officials in places like Kansas City, Missouri, and Salt Lake City, Utah, are also dead set against plans for ICE camps in their locales."

newrepublic.com/article/2060...

Let the record show that on this day 9 February 2026, the very image of Stephen Miller served as an icon for bad things.
Trump’s New “Prison Camp” Threat Unleashes Fury Even in MAGA Country
The next phase of ICE’s big ramp-up: a nationwide network of vast detention facilities. But guess what? Even parts of Red America are saying no.
newrepublic.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
King Midas criticised Bad Bunny's Superbowl half time show, but that means he obviously watched it, no?
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Crazy Shots: In a shot glass, apple cider vinegar, turmeric, (rotten egg) sea salt, ginger powder, chili pepper / tabasco sauce, and knock it back.

Any time a Canadian says to you "knock it back", your life is in mortal danger.

(Good for anything rheumatoid or autoimmune)
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
@programmersarerealalsohuman5909 I am sorry that I doubted you
youtu.be/40SnEd1RWUU?...
Interview with ‘Just use a VPS’ bro (OpenClaw version)
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
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February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"I'm not a security guy", says guy who has never had his system taken over by malicious hackers.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
OpenClaw good, prompt injection bad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ac...
Clawdbot to Moltbot to OpenClaw: The 72 Hours That Broke Everything (The Full Breakdown)
YouTube video by AI News & Strategy Daily | Nate B Jones
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Dating relationships and employment begin and end in much the same way. In the beginning it's all, "Oh my sweet. Roses? Chocolates? A moonlight walk?" But in the end it's a pointing finger that says, "You stay on your side of the table and don't make any sudden moves."
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
A good strategist is someone who is good at ignoring noise and focusing on signal.
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Operation ideation: Boffins unite!

Systems are better than personalities. Networks are better than individuals. Boffins come up with a better plan to manage the physical economy. A plan so comprehensive, it expects the unexpected, it anticipates... and it operates smoothly with few moving parts.
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Operation ideation:

Dear God, has the president ever watched _A Christmas Carol_?
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
A prayer for the end of slavery ideation in America.

In the American context, slavery is not just against black or brown people, but against women as well. The revocation of human rights is ultimately against the poor white man, placing the ladder of success high above his head.
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Holger the Dane sleeps under Kronborg Castle until Denmark needs him.
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Three things that can always borrow: Governments can always borrow, families can always borrow, churches can always borrow. What is common to these three things?

(The list is non-exclusive. Corporations can always borrow, albeit at astronomical rates, unless and until they close shop.)
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Give us this day out daily writ.
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 AM
For a brief time on earth the dream of peace was not so ridiculous. But now that dream is fading.

Awake!, the dream of peace!
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Last night's dream was an American colony in the early stage, where the rule of the day was to stake a claim and then endure all incumbent dangers. Unimaginable work to build a courtyard, but it is by imagining that most of the work is done.
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
"You know the thing about the Pope smoke, right? If it's a boy Pope, it's blue smoke, but if it's a girl Pope, it's pink smoke."

I told this joke, and then my family started reminding me about "boy nun". We don't even have time for boy nun.

Boy nun: Does he fly???
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Big data literally does not know anything.
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM