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Tony
@beartrash.bsky.social
Out with the old social media, in with the new.

Retired dot commer, beachbum millionaire, pinko commie f@g AND a stoner, oh and I own two rescue pitties for the clout.
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Get those clicks!
I didn’t even like him back when he was hosting that game show or doing lines of coke in Studio 54.
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
January 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Get those clicks!
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Let’s party like we’re on the brink of the depression.
TONIGHT! 🎩👗There’s still time to get all dolled up & join the @InternetArchive’s #PublicDomainDay celebration. 1929 film mash-ups, Roaring 20s tracks & cocktails await! 📽️🥂🎶

🕕 6–10 PM PT
📍 300 Funston Ave, SF
🎟️ RSVP now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1117297439719

#PublicDomain
Celebrate Public Domain Day 2025 at the Internet Archive
To celebrate, we’re throwing an Oscar-inspired Fancy Dress Party!
www.eventbrite.com
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My booze hounds, Bailey’s Irish and Guinness Draught.

They’re also pinko commie f@gs.
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Psst, Melania’s been replaced by an Elon bot. The hat was to cover her radio antennae.

Pass it along. #StepfordVife
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The last time that whore a touched a bible was when she was rooting through the nightstand for lube.
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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My plan for the day is to be sad in bed and then I will seduce a Canadian.
January 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was riding that bidet so hard, I almost came. 🫥
a cartoon drawing of a red letter a with arms and legs .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red letter a with arms and legs .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Am I’m an illegal alien?

I was born in the US*, but I wasn’t conceived here and if life begins at conception then I’ve been illegal since ’69.

Taking all your monies & SSI bennies, nasty ass OG anchor baby that I am.

*Further, I’m only 1/2 American at (best|worst) since I’m a dual citizen.
January 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The incoming president is a now a crypto billionaire thanks to a the latest meme-stock created in his name.

When the blockchains are quantum-ly decrypted and easily hackable, losing their ledger status, all the crypto will crash and there’s going to be an army of seething incels terrorizing the US.
a man carrying a white box in front of a twitter logo
ALT: a man carrying a white box in front of a twitter logo
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM