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bearteddington.bsky.social
full time dingus🧸
@bearteddington.bsky.social
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i drink the coke of cola 🥤
not religious just h*rny for angels 🙏
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bearteddington.bsky.social
I just got the book so idk anything except I’ve been ordered to kill my pet house skelly and also bones are fake
The title page of I Believe in Mister Bones signed by Max Booth. It says “Bear, bones are fake”
June 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
It’s him. Mr Bones.
@fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social
A photo of a hand holding up a copy of I Believe in Mister Bones by Max Booth III in front of a Halloween decoration skeleton that has been hanging on my porch since last fall. A friend. His name is also Mr Bones
June 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
Curly girly wiggle worm
A black cat laying on a rug. She is on her side, feet pointed away from the viewer, but her head is twisted to be looking at the camera with two giant eyes. The tips of her visible back toes are white, and there’s a small white patch on her chest The same black cat has now rolled onto her back. Her front paws are tucked up on her chest and both back feet are visible. Her back toes look delicately dip-dyed white. Another white patch is on her belly. One eye is slightly closed, making it look like she’s winking.
May 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
some say those peanuts are still there to this day :)
a screenshot of a screen from scarlet hollow. the background is the empty seats of a bus, the trees outside of the window a blobby shape. the focus is on the seats directly across from the viewer; a wet bag of boiled peanuts sits, abandoned, on the seat. the dialog box says this: "And just like that, you're alone, the stranger's peanuts soaking into the seat across from you."
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
If anyone is still on the #ScarletHollow fence, may I present: Dustin
A YouTube style screenshot of the little opossum who lives in the drawer of the bureau you get to use in your cousin’s guest room. The art style is warm and sepia toned, slightly sketchy. Dustin is crouched on the far right of the drawer, his mouth open like he’s mid-hiss or mid-scream. His toesies are spread like you’ve startled him. You jumpscared Dustin by opening the drawer, you monster.
March 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
How it’s going at work :)
A photo of a computer screen because I’m not forwarding this email to my personal to get a clean screenshot. Anyway. It’s an email “to” section with most of the information cut off—only some departments like Revenue Cycle Operations and Ambulatory Systems attached to individual recipients, whose names are not visible, can be seen. The focus is on the bolded text next to the to field: +488 others. We have the second reply all crime in an hour.
February 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
The art the artist
A photo closeup of a black cat’s paws. She’s curled up so the back feet are stretched out and front paws are holding. One front paw is curled so the beans are showing. Both back feet have little white splotches on the tips of the toes. She’s laying on a yellow and white comforter very cozy A picture of the black cat’s face. The beans are still showing in the bottom corner. Binky is giving the camera a look like she can’t believe the paparazzi is photographing her after photographing her little beans
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
She did! And now she’s back and FIGHTING IT
A photo of a little black cat curled up on a warm soft blankie. Her eyes are barely cracked open. The photo is zoomed in to show her face An unzoomed photo of the little cat curled up, her eyes reluctantly slid shut now
February 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
Will she ever tire of stealing my spot just bc I dare get up to pee all signs point to no
A photo of a black cat in the middle of a bed. There’s some stuff on there that shows the space was recently occupied and would soon again be occupied by someone other than a little cat. She is nestled up against a stuffed pooh bear. She is looking at the camera, daring the viewer to do somethin about it
February 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
Hey bear wtf have you been doing since the new year
So glad u asked bc it’s this
A photo of a wood and metal industrial style bookcase. The books are well organized and there are trinkets like funko pops, plushies, and misc doodads to add decoration. A giant snorlax mug can be seen on a table on the very edge on the right side
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
this man tried to sell me a poe for 30 rupees and a fish for 200
a headshot of matt mercer, who looks a lot like the man in the potion shop in ocarina of time
March 15, 2024 at 3:43 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
short guy from up north gets involved in a secret experiment to graft liquid metal to his body giving him cool powers as a super soldier, losing all his memories in the process
fenris, the best boy in dragon age 2 wolverine you know the mutant with the clawbs. bub.
February 24, 2024 at 5:38 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
games released when i was 12?

ac dropped in 2002 in the states but i'm counting it anyway idc
the gamecube cover for the original animal crossing the playstation cover of the original jak and daxter the game boy color covers for zelda oracle of ages and seasons the game boy advanced cover of golden sun
February 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
When I first met peanut in the shelter she was hissing and slapping my hand after just a few pets because she was so stressed out. Now she sleeps on my chest
A selfie. Only from my nose up is visible because peanut the calico cat is nesting on my chest to snooze. She’s looking away from the camera
February 10, 2024 at 8:42 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
some Girls got made over. for disjointedAria!
a drawing of two girls. on the left is melody, a blue-skinned dragon-fae; she's standing with her hand on her hip and she's licking her fingers. on the right is din, a catgirl with pink skin. they're both pastel and staring at the viewer with some Sass
January 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
He did not let me know what he thinks :)
An email exchange. Me: “great! Here are my rates [redacted link]. Let me know what kind of edit it is, the subject of the edit, and the deadline.” Him: “we agreed on fiverr on $7 per 1000 word for copy editing and $5 for developmental editing” Me: “you’re not contacting me on fiverr and I don’t work on fiverr anymore so unfortunately those are my rates. If that doesn’t work for you (it works out to $13.50 to $16 depending on medium or heavy edits), I wish you luck in your search for an editor. Let me know what you think!”
January 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
deep lore: I planned on naming peanut sandwich when I first got her but kept calling her peanut because she was so tiny on her first adventures around my apartment. Here she is sleeping on my chest
A closeup of a calico cat. The photo is taken as the cat is sleeping on the photographers chest so it’s a little awkward, but you can see her tiny paw resting under her chin as she nestled in right below the collar of my shirt to get close for cuddles
January 5, 2024 at 1:02 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
I made a latte w a nespresso for the first time yesterday and look at that crema look at the fluff on the milk froth this will save me from spending $700 on coffee to cure my depression
A photo of a coffee cup in a kitchen with hideous brown floors. But the crema inside the cup is a golden brown with a cluster of light bubbles, and the rim of the crema is near white. Very creamy and lovely. The cup is pink on the inside and says purrmaid vibes The same coffee cup on the equally hideous brown kitchen counter after the milk mixed up in the milk frother machine that came with the nespresso was added. The foam on top is a delightful mix of cream and light brown colors, very bubbly, very fluffy
January 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
Not the prettiest girls at the ball but it’s fine
A tray of deviled eggs made for a family Christmas. They’re a little uneven with their fillings, some of the yolks cooked right against the shell so the whites are v thin in spots, the smoked paprika is sprinkled across the surface of the tray, the chives are also on the tray.
December 23, 2023 at 5:38 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
bought brushes from a true grit texture collection and am trying out a few different brushes to play around with lineart to see how i can maybe find somethin better to do
lineart of a Girl facing the viewer. the background is beige. no shading. her eyebrows are thick, nose pierced, and hair braided in a crown. there's handwritten text reading BRUSH PEN - CRUSTY. the lineart is slightly textured and varying weights lineart of a Girl facing the viewer. the background is beige. no shading. her eyebrows are thick, nose pierced, and hair braided in a crown. there's handwritten text reading DRY FEATHER. the lineart is slightly textured and varying weights lineart of a Girl facing the viewer. the background is beige. no shading. her eyebrows are thick, nose pierced, and hair braided in a crown. there's handwritten text reading NOISY NIB. the lineart is very textured and varying weights lineart of a Girl facing the viewer. the background is beige. no shading. her eyebrows are thick, nose pierced, and hair braided in a crown. there's handwritten text reading WALLY WOOD PEN. the lineart is slightly textured and varying weights
December 2, 2023 at 3:58 AM
bearteddington.bsky.social
The aftermath mostly so I can show off my pooh bear plate
A thanksgiving plate, but nothing is left but some smears of cranberry sauce gravy and mashed potato
November 23, 2023 at 11:24 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
My plate
Thanksgiving plate; chicken breast and thigh at the top, a stream of orange basil cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes with gravy, and green beans A closeup of the chicken skin and meat
November 23, 2023 at 11:04 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
I am covered in creachers
A high angle photo of peanut the cat who’s loafing on my chest and squid the dog loafing and sleeping in my lap
October 16, 2023 at 11:51 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
My warring thoughts:

Haha ghost :)

Candy cornussy
I’m holding up a piece of candy corn. It’s pure white and at the bottom has a bit of a suggestive cleft eyebrow waggle
October 13, 2023 at 2:48 PM
bearteddington.bsky.social
This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is in shambles
A poorly assembled sandwich from Pokémon scvi. The bread is slumped to the side the toppings are sliding off its in shambles like the economy
September 21, 2023 at 3:36 PM