I remember briefly fighting that fight. Then my dog figured out a loophole and would wait until I fell asleep before sneaking onto the bed. Now it feels weird if he's not there.
They train us well.

A little later on the walk we encountered a dead swan that a fox had got at, but I thought that the tantrum about not being allowed to go sniff/bathe in it was less photogenic so I didn't bother getting my phone out.

It's from @schnauzerfest.bsky.social

Sorry, messed up the @, it's from @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
They're a charity that pays the vet bills for rescues, adopters and fosterers of schnauzers.

He was like a different dog on his walk today, no timidity with other dogs at all, straight up saying hello to all of them. He was either embarrassed and overcompensating or playing the part of a scary schnauzersaurus. Either way it was funny.

This is perfect timing, I'm currently on the 37th day of an offshore trip and got to use forswunk in my daily report to the beach.

I feel your pain.

Where did you get those outfits? It feels like my schnauzer needs to have one of them in the near future.

They're really very reasonable conditions.

Not guilty. He clearly did it, but I detect no guilt.

Not before time, congratulations on your new role as US humour tsar.
Sorry, humor.

Excellent choice, that's my favourite. I'm not saying it's the best, but it's the one I've the best memories of. Like how Roger Moore is my favourite Bond.

Are you jumping straight into GTA5 or working your way towards it?